From: Hedgehogey <hedgehogey@aol.comidiocy> Subject: [PW] [canyon] sammy, I am your brother........ Date: Monday, May 31, 1999 7:44 PM Note: sorry for the lateness people Where we last left sammy he was in a cave in grandpa canyon dug by his insane brothers dugtrio and was about to be pummeled by 2 pumped up clefables The 2 muscled clefables advanced on sammy. It seemed his insane brother would do sammy in at last. Suddenly needle leapt out of his lab coat pocket and placed himself between sammy and seymours clefables. "Stop needle!" he yelled to the little rattata but it was too late. A clefable picked needle up and flung him against the cave wall. Sammy recalled the rattata before he was killed. Polaris also flung herself at one of the clefables but was beaten up by the clefables. He sent out ricola who put one of the clefables to sleep with her weed smoke attack before the dugtrio smothered her. {boringness skipped} Seymour and sammys pokemon had all fainted. They were down to combat, scientist to scientist, brother to brother. They each pulled the scientists weapon of choice out of their lab coat pockets. They activated their light microscopes. Neither said anything for they were too consumed in trying to score a hit of any kind. They dueled like that for 5 minutes, parrying, thrusting, blocking and feinting. "You'll never defeat me sammy. I'm older and more experienced than you and the truth is strong with me." seymour growled (which was a comical sound indeed). The 2 combatants were interrupted by a rumbling sound. "The cave is collapsing but we will meet again sammy. I will not spare you because we are brothers." Seymour said as his dugtrio dug through the canyon wall with seymour in tow. Sammy was trapped in the cave with no revives and no pokemon. He searched frantically through his labcoat for any sort of weapon. All he could locate was one of tenchis problem solvers he had kept from cinnabar. He pulled a random substance out of his lab coat and quickly mixed it with the problem solver. The beaker holding the concoction started to dissolve. Sammy threw the caustic substance at the blocked cave entrance. It ate through the rock and weakened it enough for sammy to dislodge it with a swift kick. The boulders blocking the entrance were dislodged and sammy dove out of the cave just before it collapsed. After the darkness of the cave, the bright light of grandpa canyon was blinding. 1 hour later.... After some fruitless fossil digging sammy decided to check on the electronic Daily Herald Times. He pulled the current version out of his lab coat. The headline read "2 injured when gyrados goes on rampage." It showed a picture of a raging gyrados demolishing a hospital lobby, an injured tenchi and a shocked looking natasha. Sammy took off at a run towards fuschia....... Devin "Hedgehog" "Man is quite insane. He would not know how to make a maggot yet invents gods by the dozens."-Montaigne Tv is more alluring than thinking remove idiocy to e-mail me