From: Hedgehogey <hedgehogey@aol.comyourself> Subject: [PW] short circuit Date: Sunday, May 09, 1999 2:23 PM Sammy was battling misty: "Go polaris!" "Magneton" Staryu hit polaris with a water gun from across the pool. Polaris fizzled and made a crackling noise. The water had shortcircuited the unfortunate magneton. "Polaris return! Go ballbiter!" "Voltorb!" Misty tried to call out starmie but psyduck popped out instead. "Py yie yie..." it said absentmindedly. "Thunder, ballbiter!" A stormcloud appeared above the psyducks head and hit it with a lightning bolt. The psyducks fur was singed black and it looked even more dazed than normal. "Screech ballbiter!" sammy commanded. But before the voltorb could start screeming a wave of psychic energy hit it. Oh no! The thunder had triggered psyducks migraines! Wave after wave of psychic energy hit ballbiter until he collapsed. "Tanky go!" The porygon came out. The psyduck splashed into the water with gace belied by its dazed look. "Don't just stand there tanky! Go into the water and use hyperbeam!" Tanky turne her head sideways and up as if to say "i'm not going in that icky water!" Sammy recalled the recalcitrant porygon. "Your turn ricola!" "Koooooffiiing...." "Ricola get in the water!" unlike tanky ricola obeyed. "Good boy ricola! Now use toxic and polute that water!" The water turned brown and psyduck had to be dredged out by misty with a pool cleaner. Ricola emerged from the water. "Go starmie!" misty said. "Keep polluting that water ricola!" Ricola dumped toxic sludge into the water until it was unusable by anything but a koffing or grimer. "Return ricola! Go needle!" "Ratata!" needle chased starmie around the outside of the pool biting it occasionaly until it fainted. "Well I hope you're happy. You've ruined this pool. Here take this cascade badge and get out of my gym!" Devin "Hedge" Bartolomeo <TSI> "We've got the american jesus, bolstering national faith"- Bad religion "Man is quite insane. He would not know how to make a maggot yet invents gods by the dozens."-Montaigne C*pher sucks