From: Sir Maximus <maximus@stny.lrun.com> Subject: [PW!] Skag and Ekard strike back... well, not really.... Date: Saturday, May 01, 1999 9:03 PM "I swear! I didn't say that! I was framed!!" "By your pokedex??" We join Skag in the Cerulean City Pokemon Center as he is faced with another nurse who heard about how he got banned from the Pewter Pokemon Center. Skag isn't having any luck convincing the nurse that he didn't make the comment back in Pewter. Luckily, Ekard comes to the rescue. "Belive him! I've heard his pokedex, and it has quite a mouth!" The nurse looked at him, obviously puzzled, "Are you saying that this young man's pokedex imitated his voice and made the comment as a joke?" "yep!" Ekard turned to Skag's pokedex, "Tell them.. c'mon" The pokedex spoke up, "Fine...I'm sorry, it was just a joke! I-" Suddenly, a hand came out of a nearby bush and slapped one end of a handcuff around the pokedex. Following the hand, a blue haired police woman jumped out of the bush. "AHA! A witness, and a confession! You are under arrest for sexual harassment!" The pokedex cried out, "WHAT? No! C'mon, I said I was sorry! GUUU-UUYS!!" Skag and Ekard looked at eachother and sighed. Skag was the first to speak up. "Uh, Miss .... Jenny, would it be okay if we took the pokedex? We're really going to need one." Skag said, jabbing Ekard. "Hey, what was tha- oh yeah. Yeah! We only have one between the two of us!" Jenny eyes them suspiciously as they both flashed their widest grins. "Alright... but one more prank like that, and you're going to the slammer. GOT THAT, Pokedex?" "Y-yes, Ma'am!!!" The pokedex replied. With that, Jenny walked off. As soon as she was out of sight, the pokedex grumbled, "What a b- OW!" Skag had gave the device a quick slap before it could finish. Skag discovered a lot about Ekard as they walked to the Cerulean City gym. It turns out that he had also just started training. He had also caught two pokemon (the meowth and a weepinbell), and that he was quite a party animal. "So..." Ekard asked, "How about we go and look at babes afterwards?" Skag's head snapped in his direction, "'Scuse me?" "You know, Baaaabes....huh? huh?" Ekard replied, winking and nudging Skag. "Aren't you a bit young?" "What can I say? I'm a party animal. And YOU have 'girl problems' written all over you!" "No. I just have too many other things on my mind rather than worry about a relationship..." Skag congratulated himself on the comeback. "Ah... I see. Girl Problems..." Ekard laughed. Skag was about to reply, but was interrupted by Ekard's cry of joy, "There it is! The Cerulean City Gym! Let's go!!" Skag watched in amazement as Ekard's weepinbell, Drake, cleaned house using its vine whip attack ONLY. "Your turn!" Ekard said as he walked by, flashing his new Cascade badge. Skag stepped forward and saw the gym leader. It was none other than Misty, famed pokemon trainer who had traveled with THE Ask Ketchum and Brock. She yelled across the arena, "Ready to get murdered?" Skag smirked, knowing that wasn't going to happen, "Yeah right! All your pokemon got the crap kicked out of them!" "Your right, thats why im going to bend the rules, and dip into my reserves. GOOOOOOOO Gyarados!!!!!" Misty cried out as she tossed her pokeball into the ring. Skag's face grew pale as he saw the enormous sea serpent materialize. He turned to his pokedex and said, "I thought you said she didn't have a gyarados!" The pokedex, also shocked, replied, "I didn't!! When did she get that??" "Great...just great. Think, Skag....uh.. Water pokemon are weak against...dang! I don't have any of the right pokemon. I gotta try, though... CHAMP! DO YOUR STUFF!" Skag shouted and threw out the pokeball containing his sadistic hitmonchan. Champ looked up at the gyarados, unwavering. Misty ordered the water pokemon to use bite. Gyarados swooped down to take a bite out of Champ, but the fighting pokemon dodged and jumped onto the serpent's back. Skag's face lit up, "GO CHAMP! GO NUTS!" With the order, Champ smiled and began pummeling the back of Gyarados' head. The crazy part was, the gyarados was feeling it! It thrashed about roaring in pain under the repeating blows. Misty had to do something, "GYARADOS! GO UNDERWATER!" The water pokemon lept into the air and dived into the water. It worked, the impact knocked Champ off and made him a sitting duck in the water. Skag ordered, "Champ, do something crazy like you always do!" Champ looked at Skag for a moment, put a knife in his teeth, and dove underwater. Misty was furious, "HEY! Where did he get that from? Thats not auhthorized by the pokemon league!" Suddenly, the two came up, splashing all over the place, cutting, biting, punching, and crushing. Finally, Champ fainted. "Dang! Champ, return! Krappy... Get him!!" Skag threw out the krabby, "VISE GRIP, NOW!" He knew he wouldn't be able to defeat the Gyarados with just a krabby, but he had to try. Krabby scuttled towards the tired gyarados and pinched it on the side. The water serpent grew stiff. It waved back and forth as Krappy pinched it more. And with a splash that got Skag soaking wet, it fainted. Misty was stunned, Krappy was doing a crab dance, and Skag was wet... Misty handed Skag his cascade badge, "There.. Now get out of here!" Skag hled it up to the sun and walked off. It was so brillian, shiny, and blue. He could just stare at it forever...but telephone pole jarred him back to reality. "Ow..." Skag moaned. Ekard was right there to laugh at him. "Hey man, I heard about your battle! That hitmonchan is pretty sweet!" "Yeah, Champ's the man!" Skag said getting up and rubbing his face, "Lets congratulate them. Krappy, Champ, GO!" Skag called out the two pokemon. Champ was still a bit woozy from the fight. "Hitmon-chan?" "Nice job! How did you inflict that much damage, anyway?" Skag inquired. Champ chuckled, took off his gloves, and dumped 30 pounds of nuts, bolts, weights, and scrap metal onto the ground. Ekard was shocked "What a genius!" Skag was overjoyed "What a fighter!" Then a voice cried out in the distance, "Hit mon lee! (What a wimp!)" The 2 trainers, Krappy, and Champ turned towards the voice. Sillohuetted against the setting sun, a lone figure stood tall. Champ seemed to recognize its voice, and he replied in an angry tone. "Hitmonchaaaan...." "Heh heh heh... Hitmonleee...." The two fighting pokemon stared at eachother. Neither Skag nor Ekard understanding a word. But Skag knew what was probably going to happen. "Hey! You can't fight him, he's injured!" "Hmmph... Hitmonlee..." The Hitmonlee uncrossed its arms and assumed a fighting pose. Champ put his fists up. Next: ...and everybody was kung foo fightin' doo doo doo doo, doo doo dee Pokedex:"Notice that I've been swearing a lot less. That Jenny could be anywhere!" Jenny: "BOO!" -- My PW Characters (so far) http://www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/Lab/2648/pwchars.jpg -----------== Posted via Deja News, The Discussion Network ==---------- http://www.dejanews.com/ Search, Read, Discuss, or Start Your Own