From: <brilington@my-dejanews.com> Subject: [PW!]Somethings wrong with Machop! Oh? What? Nevermind. Date: Thursday, May 20, 1999 7:22 PM "Wow! Pewtwer City is huge!" said Brett. Machop looked at him skepticly. 'Not if you've seen celadon', thought Machop. They continued walking through the city. It was almost dark, and activity was low. A man walked up to him. "Hey. I have a really cool pokemon here. Its Mewtwo! I'll sell him to ya for 500 dollars! What do ya say?" whispered the man. Brett recalled when he was studying his pokedex. "Mewtwo. It was created at the cinnibar lab. It is considered the strongest pokemon. There is only one" said the pokedex. "Sure" replied Brett. He handed the man the money, and took the pokeball. He held up the pokedex to it. "Magikarp. The worst pokemon" said the pokedex. Brett was enraged. Suddenly it hit him. "I can make a good deal out of this....oh yes..." thought Brett. He ran into the pokecenter. A man was petting a Vulpix. Brett walked up to him. "Wow. Thats a mighty fine vulpix" said Brett. "Finally! Somebody noticed me, oh no. This trainer is a nimrod!" said the Vulpix. "He doesn't like you very much. I'll trade ya a Dragonite for it" said Brett. "Sure. Heck, I'd trade a Magikarp for one of these things" said the man as they traded. Brett ran out of the pokecenter. "WHAT THE HECK! I'VE BEEN DOUBLE CROSSED!" screamed a man. Brett laughed to himself. "Go Vulpix!" said Brett. "Blazin Omanytes! Idiot-scan just approved you to be smart!" screamed the Vulpix. "I know. I'll call you Leno!" said Brett. "YEAH! I'm a celebrity. I'm gunna be rich!" said Leno. "Cough, Loudmouth, Cough" said Brett. "Be careful. My trainer was considerate enough to buy TMs. I have an arsenal of: Flamethrower, Roar, Hyper Beam, Thunderbolt" said Leno. "fine", "but you have to fight Brock" "No problem!". They walked into the gym. It was dark, and the ground was stony. Brock was counting money in the center room. "Hey mr moneybags overthere. I'll battle ya. Lets have a little wager, say 1000 dollars?" asked Leno. "Sure, I never put down an offer for money" said Brock. "Go Geodude. Tackle!" said Brock. "Vul Vul PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIXX" roared Leno. Geodude ran, afraid. "You can't scare Onix! Rock Throw!" said Brock. Onix threw his body at Leno. Leno was squished. He got back up, and spewed out some fire, in anger. "Bide!" said Brock. "Fooooool" replied Leno. He began to glow in blue light. A huge beam of energy flew at Onix. Onix was hit it the head, and fell to the ground. "You win, danget. I'm out of boulder badges, so i'll give you 1,000 dollars, and a Voltorb Grenade Launcher" said Brock. "Ammature" smirked Leno. "Go Machop!" exclaimed Brett. Machop was floating in mid-air. He then teleported in a circle, very fast. "Machops do this when they reach a certain power level. Your machop is very strong" said the pokedex. "cool" said Brett. He then saddled up on Tauros and left. --== Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/ ==-- ---Share what you know. Learn what you don't.---