From: Roberto Perez-Vila
Subject: [PW!] Taking Care of Business
Date: Saturday, May 22, 1999 11:50 AM
Minax is leaning up against a tree in the outskirts of Lavender Town.
It's a bright and sunny day, the kind that Minax absolutely hated. "The
only good thing about days like this is that people get to see my beauty
more clearly!" Her vanity is especially high on this particular day. Her
glossy black boots are standing right next to where she is sitting. It's
a rare sight to see Minax barefoot, but here she is now. She is doing
something even more peculiar, giving herself a pedicure!
She hardly ever removes her boots. The reason is simply that because she
doesn't wear socks, sweat tends to gather, and even she isn't used to
her own stink. When she was Marcie, she used to threaten to knock people
unconscious with the Muk-like stench from her boots. That nonsense is
behind her. Though she's pretty sure that no one is going to be looking
at her feet any time soon, she feels that it is necessary to paint her
toenails. Her vanity makes her frivolous.
"I wish Pokemon blood would stay on nails. It's free." She ponders,
glancing at her almost empty bottle of dark purple nail polish. "Instead
I have to buy this stuff. I'm going to have to cash that check soon."
She dips the applicator into the bottle and bends forward, gently
brushing her toenails with the paint.
Once finished, she reclines against the tree, gazing at her now shiny
purple toenails. "I just have to wait for the paint to dry... Then I can
find someone to run the errand for me." She opens up her black sack and
withdraws the check that Erika gave her a few days ago. "5000 coins...
Just for delivering a Clefairy. I wish money always came so easily." She
pulls out sunglasses and rests them on her nose. She subconsciously
wiggles her toes while she waits for the polish to set. While leaning
against the tree, she closes her eyes, and falls asleep in the relaxing
quiet breeze.
Minax wakes up laughing like a mad woman! The moment she wakes up, she
remembers the second reason why her boots never come off her feet...
She's very ticklish! She tosses her sunglasses off of her face, and
glances down to see what is attacking her vulnerable feet. A wild Vulpix
is brushing its six tails across the soles of Minax's feet, chuckling
playfully while doing so. Minax can't stand laughing so much, since she
has a reputation for being serious which might be ruined, but she can't
shoot the Vulpix since it is so close to her own bare feet.
While still giggling madly, Minax yanks her shiny skinning knife out of
her sheath. She swipes at the Vulpix, careful not to hit herself, and
the Vulpix squeals out in pain, "Vuuuuuuul!!!" It runs away, leaving a
trail of blood behind. Minax wipes the tears formed during the tickle
assault off of her cheek, and looks down at the ground. One of the
Vulpix's fluffy tails is resting on the grass, right next to her feet.
She picks it up to examine the tail further. "It's not enough material
to make a decent scarf. It's not even enough damage to kill the Vulpix."
Minax smirks sinisterly, "It looks like that Vulpix is going to evolve
into an Eighttales!" Some laughter is left over from the attack, so
Minax chuckles one last time.
Minax finds it hard to cram her feet back into her boots. The boots are
so tight that they had begun to start taking the shape of Minax's legs,
so they are difficult to put back on once removed. After a long
struggle, both boots are back in place, and her feet are once again
protected from any wild Vulpix looking to make friends. She heads toward
Lavender Town, in hopes that the people there won't recognize her, and
she'll be able to cash her check.
"No one ever comes to this place." Minax keeps walking, keeping an eye
out for any trainers that could assist her in cashing her very valuable
check. Once inside the violet fog of Lavender Town, she spots a young
man of about 15 years of age, with a baby Cubone at his side. It it
pulling on his trainer's pant leg, "Cuuuuu Bone! Cuuuu Bone!"
Minax shudders. She absolutely abhors Cubones. "It's another one of
those teary eyed idiots. Too bad I can't kill it inside the Town limits.
Oh well. Maybe the kid can help me cash my check." She strolls over to
where the kid and his Cubone are standing, trying to look sexier than
usual. "I need your help, young man."
The adolescent responds without even looking at Minax, "Hold on, lady...
I'm having some trouble with this Cubone I just caught. He doesn't want
me to take him to the Pokemon Center for some reason."
"It's a coward." Minax whispers, through clenched teeth. She glares at
the silly baby Pokemon.
After the kid gets frustrated enough, he sucks the Cubone back into its
Pokeball. "There! Let's see you disagree now!" The kid shoves the
Pokeball into his pocket. He looks at Minax for the first time, and his
jaw drops. "Uh... Hi."
Minax pulls Erika's check out of the pouch on her belt. "This is a check
for 5000 coins. I need you to go into the Bank in this Town and tell
them to give you four 1000 value coins, one 500 value coin, and five 100
value coins. Do it right, and there just might be a reward in your
future... Do it wrong and..." Minax looks down at her holster, and
simply declares, "Just don't do it wrong. Here." She hand him the check.
He stands there in awe for a moment, then marches straight into the
Lavender Town Bank. Minax waits, thinking about different ways of
killing Cubones, and about five minutes later, the boy returns with a
bag. He hands the bag to Minax. She examines the contents within, is
satisfied, and dumps the coins into her own leather bag.
"What's the reward?" The boy asks, puckering up his lips.
Minax breaths out a mocking laugh, "The reward is that I'm not going to
kill you." She slaps him for being a pervert and runs westward, back
towards Saffron City. The boy simply stares at the woman's tight rear
end as she runs away.
-Minax