From: Dreadite <blorch@ix.netcom.com> Subject: [PW!][NC] The Mew is out there... (Ep. #2 of the PokéWars files. =P) Date: Thursday, May 13, 1999 1:57 AM "On the last episode, Mulder discovered Missingno, and, in a glitch in the timestream, and because I felt like making a cheesy crossover, both he and Agent Scully were dragged into the Pokéwars universe." Mewtwo sits back down behind the announcers desk, and nods to the camera. "And now, for something completely different." *****The PokéWars files, episode two.***** Agent Muldwer was lying on the ground, stunned. Mimic formed himself back into Ditto form, and glanced at Scully. "Mimic think man is coward. Is scared of Jello." Scully pointed at Mimic, and shook Mulder. "Wake up Mulder! It's that shapeshifting Alien Bounty Hunter!" Mulder blinked, and glanced at Mimic, who transformed into Mulder. "Oh, crap! Run for it!" Mulder and Scully dashed for the trees, leaving Car'tos' leg and Mimic behind. They ran through the forest, dodging trees and roots as they sped through the undergrowth. Finally, they stopped in a clearing. Mulder looked at his watch, and then looked at Scully. "Something amazing happened Scully! We must have been abducted. This is the alien homeworld, where Pokémon exist in reality." Scully looked at the trees with a curious expression. "Some ancient people obviouly carved these faces into the trees, Mulder. This is a huge scientific discovery." The Exeggutor blinked, and turned to face Scully with one of it's faces. Scully gestured to Mulder. "You'd better look at this, Mulder." Mulder glanced at the Exeggutor. "Oh, that's an Exeggutor! It's a fully evolved Grass Pokémon!" "That's great." Scully g;anced at the creature, and noticed two people on top of it. They glanced down, and smiled. "Prepare for trouble!" "And make it double!" Jessie and James lept from the Exeggutor, and faced Mulder and Scully. The FBI agents just stood there, obviously unimpressed. "To protect the world from devastation!" "To unite all people within our nation!" "To denounce the evils of truth and love!" "To extend our reach to the stars above!" "Jessie!" "James!" "Team Rocket...." Mulder lept up, and pointed. "Scully, those are members of Team Rocket, from Pokémon! See? I told you we were in their world." "They're just holligans, out to grab a few laughs, Mulder." Scully placed her hands on her hips, and frowned. Jessie and James looked perturbed, and Jessie glared at Scully. "Shut up! We're in the middle of our Motto!" "Blast off at the speed of..." Jessie paused. "Light!" "Surrender now, or prepare to fight!" Mulder looked around. "Where's the Meowth!?" James shrugged, and brushed back his hair into place. "He's home sick. Now, hand over any Pokémon you've got!" "Sorry, I don't carry them. I'm with the FBI. Can we ask you a few questions?" Mulder flashed his badge, and walked towards the duo. Jessie and James took one look at the badge, and dashed off, the Exeggutor close behind. Mulder shrugged. "Weird people." <Scene Switch.> "You nimwits! There's no such thing as an "FBI"! Now get out of my hair, and don't bother me with nonsense again!" Goivanni slammed the phone down, and James sighed. "Now we'll never get ahead! Our lives are ruined!" James broke down, and Jessie hit him with a fan. "Shut up! Now, we need to get more Pokémon, or the Boss will never forgive us." <Scene Switch.> "Scully, hang up the phone. We'll never reach the headquarters." Mulder picked at the grass. "We're on a different world, I told you." "That's impossible, Mulder. We're just being jammed, I'll bet." Scully put away her cellphone, and turned to Mulder. "But we need to eat. There's got to be some sort of civilisation around here. Those people were dressed in modern clothes, admittedly a bit weird." Mulder glanced up, and watched a person glide past on large, fethered wings. "Did you see that Scully? Flying people. This isn't the earth we know." "Bullshit, Mulder. Now help me look for a road." The pair set off, unknowing that they were being watched. A small, pink animal blinked, and teleported away. <Scene: FBI Headquarters.> "Still no report from Mulder and Scully, sir. They never left the building, but they can't be found on the premises." The agent turned to face the man behind the desk. The agent's boss frowned. "Well, they're still here. Find them." The smoking man frowned, and flicked his cigarette. "Some things cannot be explained." TBC? (Short, stupid.. but fun! Part three is soon. =P) Dreadite ----- "Míru kage mo náku yatsúrete iru. I am the Darkness, Dreadite." Visit the Kage Shogunate: http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/pagoda/3073/