From: el Pegaso
Subject: Re: [PW!][NC][MSP3K] 101: "The Ticket"
Date: Friday, May 21, 1999 10:05 PM
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AzNPiKaPi wrote in article
<19990521234622.02982.00001100@ng-da1.aol.com>...
Jig Puff, Erik and Psycrow settled back for this, their first...movie.
"So, what is this, actually?"
Psycrow: "It's a movie, Erik. Jeez, that "How to Build a Better Memory"
book didn't work well, did it?"
Erik: "Well....HEY!"
> At this time it was more valueable then the glove of Midas,
Jig Puff: The brakes and mufflers king?
more precious then
> a passport out of Kosovo,
P: Ouch.
E: More powerful than a speeding bullet!
Jig and Psy: Yeah...good one, Erik. You remember this...
more gracious then the complete Canterbury Tales at
> your feet it was ..... THE TICKET!!! Too bad you have to wait in line
for
> hours and hours to get it....
>
>
> "Dev we've been here for three days, I'm ready to shoot all these.."
Wind
> grumbled when a stormtrooper with a hypno walked by. "Fanatics."
P: Well, they were your friends, and we had to invite them to our
wedding...didn't we?
>
> "But I've been waiting all my life to see this movie Wind, please please
try to
> understand." Dev said grabbing her hands.
>
> Wind fell closer to keep and stared into his eyes and kissed him.
All: EWWWW! No kissy stuff right at the beggining!!
J: *coping a more regal feel* Let the tongue be the reward...not the
rule.
>
> "Fine, but you own me big." she whispered into his ear.
>
> Several of the little nerd boys started laughing nearby.
P: Yeah...we'll never have lives...
J: We'll be in this line for years and years...
E: We'll never know the soft touch of a woman, ain't it funny...
>
> "Hey shut up!" Wind yelled.
>
> They turned around, pretending not to notice her, started stepping away.
>
> "Hey I'm talking to you, I'm having a moment here, so you ought to get
out from
> in line front of us..."
P: *more agititated* Can't you SEE we are TRYING to MAKE OUT in PUBLIC
HERE!
E: *police man voice* Show's over, folks...nothing to see here...
>
> Then a group of people in Chewbacca costumes walked by in front of her.
The
> little nerds were gone.
>
> "Forget about it, I was a nerd once too you know." Dev said wrapping an
arm
> around her.
E: True movie line confessions...
>
> "Not anymore." Wind chuckled flirtatously.
J: *Dev voice* What! What do you mean by that!!
>
> "Come on let's go get some coffee and stuff." Dev said.
E: Yeah, coffee will calm you down...
>
> It went fine for a one or two. But after a while.
P: *confused* They did...just go for coffee, right?
>
> "Dev I don't like playing Princess Leia and Han Solo on main street with
a 100
> other fanatics..."
J: But, I thought you liked to role-play?
Wind groaned. "I don't like whining but I'd really like to
> get out of here."
E: And...have a moment where we can be ridculed in public by schoolboys
again.
P: You know how to treat a girl, Dev.
>
> "Wait.. we're only 500 feet away from the box office!!!" Dev protested.
>
> "No.. no.. no..." Wind mumbled while Dev took her arm and back into
line...
> for who know's how long?
E: Who knows...but the SHADOW knows...
Disclaimer: I do NOT mean any disrespect to Anzpikapi or this writing. I
honor the whole net-fiction movement, and think that only good can come
from those that use it. In fact, this should be an honor, yours was the
first post that has been treated by MiSPie Power.
Now, I'll only say this once. I'm just having a bit of fun here, too. You
can dig up my el Pegaso posts on AFSM and MiSTie them if you want to. I
encourage it. Again, only good will come from it.
In the end, remember the theme song...
"It's only just a post, I should really just relax."
Thank you for letting me brighten your day, so to speak...