From: Roberto Perez-Vila
Subject: [PW!] The Viridian City Gym - You're Grounded!
Date: Monday, May 17, 1999 2:29 PM
Robert kicks up some dirt as he walks up to the entrance to the Viridian
City Gym. "I hope they're open." From the outside, the building looks
extremely secretive. The windows are all shut and covered sheets of
thick metal. The door is locked shut, and doesn't look very inviting. In
fact, it looks rather imposing. Robert shrugs, figuring that the way his
day is going, nothing can go worse, and knocks on the door.
After a long pause, footsteps can be heard within, and noises coming
from the door indicate that it is being unlocked. The door creaks open.
The interior of the place is shrouded in darkness. No one is seen
standing in the open doorway.
"Hello?" Robert steps into the doorway, but fears going any further.
A deep voice calls out, "Come in."
Robert takes a deep breath and walks further inside. SLAM! The door
behind him shuts, and Robert now stands in complete darkness. Laughing
is heard... laughing coming from two people... familiar laughing...
Two giant spotlights cast their bright light onto the laughing people,
bringing them into view. They are the Team Rocket members known as Jack
and Jill. They both wear standard issue white uniforms. The male has
short blonde hair and the female has long flowing green hair... The
laughing ceases, and their original motto begins:
"To collect every Pokemon on the earth!"
"That has some value and some worth!"
"To take rare Pokemon from your hands!"
"Rather than search across the lands!"
"Jack!" "Jill!"
"Give us your Pokemon, this time we won't fumble!"
"Hand them to us... or get ready to rumble!"
A new, deep sounding evil voice rings out: "Death to all humans!" The
tiny head of a Diglett pops out on the floor in front of Jack and Jill.
Its eyes look like that of a Dugtrio, and its huge claws are protruding
from the ground.
Jill tries to step on the Diglett's head, but it quickly retracts, "You
fool! It's supposed to rhyme! Something along the lines of stumble,
rumble, grumble, jumble, crumble..." Jill suddenly screams in pain and
retracts her foot up to her hands. She jumps around on one leg in pure
pain after the Diglett's display of his Slash attack...
"You fools!" The Diglett cries out in a menacing voice, "Steal his
Pokemon, then kill him... On second thought, kill him, then steal his
Pokemon!"
Robert backs away to the exit, but finds the door locked, and there is
no lock on the door to unlock. "Wh-Wh-What the heck is that thing? What
are guys doing in here? I just want a... uhhh... Viridian Badge."
Jack cracks up, "Ha Ha Ha! Everyone knows that you get the Earth Badge
in this Gym and only after you have seven other Badges... well, everyone
except you, it looks like!" He continues to laugh until the evil Diglett
slashes at his foot too! Jack grabs his foot in pain as well and hops
around the same way that Jill does. "OWW! Who's side are you on?!"
The Diglett's eyes narrow, "I'm on the side of whoever wants stupid
humans to perish! They serve no purpose."
Robert swallows hard while sweatdropping, "That's nice... Where do I get
an Earth Badge?"
Jill cries out while still jumping, "Normally here... but the Boss of
this Gym is out on business... He left us in charge until he gets
back... So I figure it's an opportunity to steal new Pokemon!"
Robert looks a just a little confused, "Since when do you two work
here?"
Jack tries to explain while hopping about in pain, "After you got us
kicked out of our home town, Stone Town, we ran to the only place we
could... Team Rocket headquar..."
Jill hops in his direction and uses her free hand to bop Jack on the
head, "UT UP SHAY! We came here to the Viridian City Gym... and since my
Nidoqueen and Jack's Nidoking are Ground Pokemon, we got a job here!
Unfortunately, we were assigned this crazy Diglett to keep an eye on
us."
At this point, the Diglett is fuming, "Shut the hell up, you two
bumbling morons! Why are you telling him your life story?! Just get to
the business of killing him! I don't want to get my claws bloodied. And
STOP JUMPING AROUND!" He swings two huge claws out and slashes at Jack
and Jill. Having their boots completely slashed up, they fall to the
floor. Jill's veins are popping out of her forehead and tears are
pouring out of Jack's face!
Jill grits her teeth, reaches into her shirt to withdraw a Pokeball, and
tosses it out, "Nidoqueen, attack!"
Jack reaches into pocket, still crying like a baby, then looks around
for a target to toss his Pokeball at, "Hey! I just noticed... something.
Where's that little girl who's always with him?"
Jill crawls up to Jack and smacks him across the face with a paper fan,
"Who cares about the girl?! She obviously left him for someone better.
Just send Nidoking out against him!"
Jack bites his lip, "But the Boss said it's against the rules..."
The Diglett's eyes show his renewed anger, "You blasted idiot! Who the
hell cares about the damned rules?!"
Jack nods halfheartedly, "Right... Nidoking, show that kid who's boss!"
Jack tosses his Pokeball.
Robert stares at the purple Nidoking and the blue Nidoqueen standing in
a battle position directly in front of him. "Okay... Ground... What can
defeat ground? I know!" Robert grabs the fifth Pokeball on his belt,
"Go, Slowbro!" He tosses it out and Slowbro appears directly in-between
the male and female Pokemon. "Slow? Bro?"
Jill calls out a command, "Nidoqueen, Body Slam that dopey thing!"
Jack pauses, then sends out a command too, "Nidoking, Thrash around!"
Robert sees that the two Pokemon are ready to attack, and considers a
battle strategy. "I know! Slowbro, use Confusion now!" Slowbro sits
there, not noticing the command given yet. Nidoqueen hoists her massive
short body into the air and sends it flying towards Robert's fat pink
Pokemon... SLAM! The Body Slam hits with full impact, and Slowbro falls
over, staring directly at Jack's Nidoking... The blow is hard enough to
knock Slowbro's senses back into place. He cries out, "Slowbro!" A huge
Confusion blast gets sent out towards the Nidoking, who seems to be
affected by it!
Nidoking isn't sure who the enemy is anymore, and runs up to Jill's
Nidoqueen. The giant monster begins Thrashing at his smaller female
companion as if she were Slowbro! Nidoqueen has the same temper as Jill,
so she begins to hit the Nidoking back, and soon they are entangled in a
cloud of dust, fists flying!
Robert cheers quietly, "Alright! I know what hurts Ground! Slowbro, use
Surf to finish them off!"
Slowbro's delay doesn't matter this time, since the enemy Pokemon are
distracted, attacking each other. When the raindrops begin to fall, the
evil Diglett hides its head under the ground. Nidoking and Nidoqueen
aren't as fortunate, however. When they notice the rainfall, they stop
fighting, but it is too late. Slowbro opens up his mouth wide and blasts
a huge steam of water out at the male and female creatures! The attack
is so strong, that when the water shooting out of Slowbro's gaping grin
dies down, both of the Pokemon are fainted.
Jack and Jill are both outraged, "WHAT?!" Jill begins to mumble under
her breath and yells, "You're lucky, kid! If my feet didn't hurt so
much, I'd stand up and steal all your Pokemon!" Jack agrees, "Yeah, me
too!" They both call back their fainted Pokemon and rub their sliced up
boots.
Diglett pops out below Slowbro in a vicious Dig attack! Slowbro takes
too much damage, and falls over, fainted. The victorious Diglett lets
out a long maniacal laugh, "That's how you do it! Now to kill the human
child..."
Robert yells out, "Noooo!" He sucks Slowbro back into his Pokeball and
begins to bang on the steel door that leads out of the Gym, "I'm too
young to die! Rilli, help me! Help... me..." Robert remembers that Rilli
isn't there to get him out of this situation. Robert grabs a Pokeball
from his belt and throws it at the approaching Diglett, unaware of which
one it is.
Robert's girly and somewhat shapely Pikachu appears right in front of
the Diglett. "Pikachu! Pi!" She immediately notices his overall evil
appearance and backs away, just like Robert. "Pika Pi!"
Robert slaps his forehead, "Oh no! Electric Pokemon have no effect
against Ground Pokemon... Yet I think she's a better choice than
Golduck... Uhh, Pikachu... Use your Swift attack!"
"Pika!" Pikachu looks determined to stop the Diglett in his tracks. She
glares and tiny stars blast out of her cheeks. Diglett tries to escape
into the ground, but the stars follow him into the hole he creates by
digging! Deep cries of pain are heard within the hole, and they soon die
down. Apparently, Diglett isn't used to taking hits. Pikachu walks up to
Robert and looks up at him, "Pikachu! Pika!"
Jack and Jill both stare in awe. Jack speaks up, "Did that Pikachu
defeat the Boss' Diglett? Wow! We need to steal her!"
Jill bops Jack on the head once again, "Don't you remember what happened
to the last Team Rocket members who spent their lives hunting for a
measly Pikachu?! They were made the laughing stock of Team Rocket! Let's
face it, that Pikachu isn't strong... It's just that the Boss' stupid
Diglett is horribly weak.
A deep rumbling voice is heard from below the earth, "Weak... am I?
Stupid... am I? I'll show you who is weak and stupid!" The Diglett
appears under Jill, unleashing his Dig attack upon her! She flies past
Robert and crashes onto the locked metal door... the exit to the Gym.
The same fate soon befalls Jack, who crashes onto her!
The evil Diglett rams straight onto the huddled masses of Jack and Jill,
smashing clear through the Gym's exit! Jack and Jill are forced to stand
up and run away at full speed... Diglett is faster than them, however!
His evil cries can be heard in the distance as they run away screaming
in pain, "I'll stumble you! I'll crumble you! Get back here, you
infidels!"
Pikachu looks up at Robert, cracks a smile, and begins giggling, "Pi Pi
Pi Pi Pi Kaaa Chu!"
Robert doesn't feel like chuckling, still missing Mithril-rama. He grabs
Pikachu's yellow and brown Pokeball and zaps her back into it. "It looks
like I'll have to come back for an... Earth... Badge some other day." He
sighs and walks through the giant hole that Jack, Jill, and the Diglett
made in the door. Once outside of the dark Gym, he looks at his watch,
"It's 3 PM. I'm hungry. Maybe there's a Diner around here."
-Robert