From: Goola the Hutt <goola2u@aol.compostheap> Subject: [PW!] A Jigglypuff in Love, and a Snowball's Chansey Date: Saturday, June 26, 1999 8:28 AM Since Banshee had refused to leave the builing withough the other Jigglypuff, who refused to come with him, as she expressed time and time again with several Doubleslaps, Shard decided to see what he could find. So here he was, digging through the rubble. He'd found some neat stuff, to say the least. "A HITMONLEE medalion! Hitmonlee is a sybol of strength... I could use this." he cheered, putting the medalion around his neck. Banshee, barely turning away from his Girlypuff, laughed. "In that case, I think you should have a Magikarp medalion." Shard put on an old Pokémon league hat, and threw one of the Pokéballs lying around at Banshee. He'd only THOUGHT the pokéball was empty. "CHAN!" came a shout from the other side of the room. Shard looked over, and saw a bad situation in progress. Banshee was holding his own bravely against the Hitmonchan, but it was obvious to Shard that he wouldn't last too long. He'd have sent pain Pain Dance to the Hitmonchan, but he didn't want Banshee to lose face. Sighing, Shard picked up another pokéball. "Um, whoever's in here... GO!" shouted Shard. "Chansey!" cheered the pokéball's inhabitant, launching an Ice Beam at the Hitmonchan. Banshee then made short work of the berzerk ice sculpture. Shard quickly sent all the pokémon he found to the boss... All but the Chansey. The Chansey, he'd keep. "You wanna be my pokémon, Chansey?" The Chansey cheered in aproval and nodded, having been abandoned for so long. "I think I'll name you... Snowball!" Out of the corner of his eye, Shard spotted a short, fat guy with a moustache and overalls. He quickly ran over and drew his Lickizooka. "Gimma all yer money," he said, trying to sound as gruff as possible, before finding himself trying to surpress a giggle fit. "Awright, awright," said Shard, regaining his composure, "let's try this mugging again." "But it's-a-mee, Mario!" protested the plumber in a thick Italian accent. Shard burst into another fit of uncontrolable laughter, and Mario ran to a nearby pipeline and escaped. Shard was still laughing like heck when Banshee and his girlfriend arrived, as well as Snowball, who then popped himself intoa Pokéball. "So, Bansee, how's the girl?" "Her name," snarled Banshee, "is Melodia." "Okay, fine, I take it Melodia is following us." "Yup." "Oh joy." "Well it's not MY fault you couldn't get a date to save your pathetic excuse for a life." TBC? Shard Fields, who almost typoed Mario into Maria, Oopsy... Don't ask how, please.