From: Hedgehogey <hedgehogey@aol.comidiocy> Subject: [PW] Bright and early Date: Friday, June 18, 1999 4:11 PM Haven't writen in a long time... The sun rose slowly over the idillic green hills of viridian city and the idillic room of dusty getit. He sprung out of his bed, ready to begin his pokemon journey. He raced downstairs, barely touching his apple pie breakfast. In the background he could hear what sounded like "get me my breakfast bitch!" coming from his house. "well where to now....." he thought to himself. He decided on cerulean to get his first badge. He walked towards cerulean, whistling the pokemon trainers theme. En route to cerulean.... Dusty stopped to rest and eat the healthy, nutritous lunch his mom had packed for him. He and flambe were deep into their desert, a strange concoction called "Chef's chocolate salty balls" when he heard a sound coming from theforest "Sproutsprout! Bellsprout!". A wild bellsprout, probably a stray from its normal home in cerulean went right up to flambe and started to talk to him. "Char charmander. Char!" "Bellllllsprout. Bellbell?" went the conversation. "Bad charmander, flambe! I need to capture that bellsprout to win against misty!" "cchhaaarrr...." Flambe said abashedly. "Good. Now ember attack!" Flambe shot some embers from his mouth. The bellsprout didn't know what hit him and fainted instantly. "Pokeball go!" The pokeball stayed put. "Alright! I'll name you weed!" dusty said excitedly. TBC Devin "Hedgehog" bartolomeo "Man is quite insane. He would not know how to make a maggot yet invents gods by the dozens."-Montaigne Tv is more alluring than thinking remove idiocy to e-mail me