From: Otaku67 <otaku67@aol.com> Subject: [PW!][NC] Cerulian city: What the hell? Date: Saturday, June 05, 1999 3:14 PM Tina arrived on the outskirts of Cerulian city. She looked around, but it seemed like a ghost town. Just then, an old woman came running up. "Hey kiddo, beat it! No one wants to hang around this place anymore!" "And why not?" The woman lept up and backhanded Tina. "Don't talk back to your elders! The reason is, cause of Ash Katchum." Tina thought back. "Ash Katchum, Ash Katchum. Wasen't he that kid who became pokemon leauge champ, made tons of money and is now an icon in every household?" "No you brat! Thats Gary Oak! Ash Katahum became pokemon champ yes, but then was beaten in 3 seconds by someone with a weedle! The elite four became a lauging stock! And now, that, that moron has come to Cerulian city! He'll give this town a worse rap than he did Indgo platau! Tina nodded, and then smiled. "Well, i'm gonna beat him anywayz!" The old woman moaned and fell over. Tina skipped ahead, humming a tune. When she got to the Cerulian gym, Tina gave it a once over. Only one word came to mind. Yuck. The walls were an ugly orange, and Ash had replaced the seel on top with a Jynx. Who in there right mind would chose a Jynx as there mascot? Heading inside, Tina made her way through a simple zig zag Ash had created. When she made it through, she saw Ash on a throne, in a hat 3 sizes too small, and a black shirt blue jeans. He also had a scragely beard. He looked like your generic bum from the streets of Saffron. "So, you made it through my incredibly hard maze? Well, now you win the Cascade badge! Congradulations." Tina looked at him. "Um sir, if you don't mind me asking, what are you smoking?" A small Pikachu tugged on Ash's leg. "Pika." "Huh? Oh yeah, i gota battle her first. Ok, Charizard go!" Charizard came out of its pokemon and proptly torched Ash. "Charizard...return. Go Squirtle! Water gun attack!" Tina sweatdroped. Pikachu slapped his forhead. Squirtle sat down and began to chew the linolium. Tina sent out Vulpix, who torched the Squirtle. It fell into the water, and came back up a second later, firing water at Vulpix. She dodged, and used a quick attack. Squirtle spun around the gym, and stoped when it smacked Ash in the face. He reacalled squirtle and sent out a Magicarp. "Magicarp, splash!" "Vulpix, roar!" Vulpix let out a mighty roar, and the fish jumped back into its pokeball. Ash sighed and gave Tina a cascade badge. Just then, Tina thought of something. "Hey, didn't Misty used to run this place?" Ash growled. "Yeah, but then she ran off with stinkin Psyduck of hers! Who wuld've guessed its legal for people to marry pokemon?" Tina deadpanned. "I see...Well i'll be going now..." She ran outside with Vulpix before Ash could mention that he was free for a date. Once outside, Tina looked at a map. "Next stop, Vermelion city!" -otaku67 Dejavu strikes when you least expect it. And it packs one helluva punch Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to Microsoft. Microsoft leads to suffering Pikachu: NiAk. Ash: Pikachu, did you get into my weed again?