From: Insanellama
Subject: [PW!] Chaoticllama returns to the bar.
Date: Wednesday, June 09, 1999 11:02 AM
Chaoticllama waited in his room till the blood had dried on his leg. he took
off the bandage, and put some sythe-flesh on it to keep the wound from
re-opening. He was just about to walk out the door, when his comlink beeped.
He picked it up off the sofa. "elllo" he slurred into it. "Hello," said
Giovanni on the other end. "Oh, it's you boss." chaoticllama instantly
sobered up. There is another team Rocket memeber somewhere on the boat. He
may join you in your mission, but he may not. Ethier is fine so long as the
mission is complete. Giovanni Out" giovanni said not giving Chaoticllama a
chance to reply. Chaoticllama realized he had forgotten one element of the
disguise. He splashed his hair with vodka, and swirled it around, then
rubbed his head up and down against the wal for a while. He finished with
some jack daniels on the hair. It now looked extremely screwed up. He opened
the door, and stumbled out. He passed a guard in the hall. "You'd better get
that leg looked at pal" the guard said. "Whaddaya mean? Whyda pe'le kee'
sayin thad ta me?" He stumbled on past without further incident.
Chaoticllama walked stumbled up the stairs, and fell several times when
people could see him. Finally he made it up to the main deck again. As soon
as he stepped over the top step, he proceeded to fall flat on his face,
right at the feet of one of the crew. He haphazardly stumbled back up, and
kept moving. He managed to run headlong into the bar door, which swung
inward, and left him crashing to the floor infront of the bar. He picked
himself up with a chair, and managed to set down, which was a miracle in
itself, the bartender thought. He had just completed this maneuver when
someone stormed into the room. Chaoticllama thought he was probably looking
for a fight. He was dressed in some garish neon green boots, with hot pink
bell bottoms, and a blindingly yellow shirt. To top it off, he had an AFRO!
The man saw chaoticllama there, apparently as drunk as a skunk, and came
over to pick a fight. "Your momma wore combat boots" he said. "He' Im verra
prod of 'er ssservice in the maaariinessss" Chaoticllama stumbled out of the
chair. The man grabbed chaoticllama by the shirt, and flipped him over his
back. Chaoticllama recovered quickly, but managed to keep up the act, as he
fell, he gave the man a drop toe hold. Chaoticllama was up last, the man was
charging him. Chaoticllama drunkenly fell over to the left, dodging, and
tripping the man. That's when he noticed a little green r on the hotpink
pants. Chaoticllama managed to get up first. He grabbed the man by the
shirt, and slung him into the wall. He whispered into the man's ear "You
fool, I'm in team rocket too, meet me later in room 316"
Chaoticllama then slung him into one of the tables, overturning it. He
stumbled over, and threw the man out the door. 15 minutes later,
Chaoticllama stumbled to his room. Psycho was waiting at the door.
Chaoticllama fumbled with the key, and got it open. As soon as the door
shut, CHaoticllama whirled around. "You blithering idiot, you almost blew my
cover, And if u call that a disguise, your PSYCHO!" chaoticllama screemed
it, instantly sobered up. "THE DRUNK THING IS AN ACT!" The man said, "You're
right, I am psycho, that is, my name is Psycho. It was a pretty good act,
Oscar award winning." CHaoticllama picked up a hunting knife to put another
cut on his arm, small so it would heal easily, but deep so it would bleed
profusely. He pointed over at the large arrangement of weapons. "That's my
stuff you touch, you pay." Psycho pulled out a sawed off shotgun. "I don't
think so." Chaoticllama had just belted on his colt .45 pistol. Psycho said,
"Now you gotta as yourself one question, do you feel lucky?" Chaoticllama
said "YES!!!" and lunged forward throwing the mans aim at the cieling.
Chaoticllama put his finger between the trigger, and the stock of the gun.
"Try anything else, and it's good night gracie"
tBC