From: Roberto Perez-Vila <RobfromVoid@prodigy.net> Subject: [PW!] Discussion About Ditto (Attn: Bean) Date: Tuesday, June 22, 1999 12:17 PM Spawn wrote: > "That was an awesome show!" someone from the audience > shouted. "Can I get > tickets for the next time?" > "Uh, sure," said Marvin. "Tell all of your friends to come > and watch my show > too. There is nothing more entertaining on Earth than Marvin the > Magnificent." > "You better take Xerox to the Pokemon Center..." Karen began. > "She won't like this at all," said Marvin. "She just got back > from that > place. > "Yeah, well, I'm a human and I got the crap beat out of me," > said Steve. > "Tell her she shouldn't complain. Marvin stares at them for a moment, before running over to Xerox's fainted purple body and picking it up. Famifax, who is still pretending to be Officer Jenny, runs over to Marvin, "Why you no put her in Pokeball? Issa good idea, specially if you wants her to heal up super fast!" Marvin is first startled to see Officer Jenny, but upon hearing the annoying high-pitched voice, is quite certain that it's Famifax, "I don't like putting you or your sister in Pokeballs. It feels weird. We have to hurry to the Pokemon Center!" Marvin and 'Officer Jenny' are soon inside the Pokemon Center. Marvin hands his fainted purple Ditto over to the care of Nurse Joy. He also fumbles through his coat jacket and withdraws Exeggcute's Pokeball and hands it over to her. After that, Marvin sits down on the nearby bench. 'Jenny' does so too, and crosses her legs. "Wassa was that mean metal man, Marvy?" 'Officer Jenny asks, placing her hands on Marvin's shoulder, "He looked vewy mean and stuff so why he wanted me and sis?" "I don't know..." Marvin leans back in the bench, letting out a sigh of relief, "At least he's been smashed to bits. The nerve of him, interrupting my show... and killing that poor guy's Zubat." 'Jenny' shudders as if she was jelly, "Ooooh, I hates the noise that the Zubaties make! It goes like this: EeEeeEeeeEeEeeE! It's super duper annoying! I wantsta shove a cork inits mouth! UGH!" "It seems the robot didn't like the noise either." Marvin removes his top hat for a moment, "We should observe a moment of silence for that brave man's Pokemon... all of them." The moment of silence commences, but it doesn't have much effect since everyone else in the Pokemon Center is chatting away as if everything was okay. Beyond that, 'Jenny' gets tired of not talking, and less than a minute before the moment starts, she already is blurting out, "K, no more no talk! I feel bad for Zubatie, but enuff is enuff! I needs ta talk!" Marvin sighs and places his top hat back on. He looks over at 'Jenny', his Pokemon, "You really should transform into something else! People might think that you're really a police officer!" "Nah, I likes Jenny! She gots pretty legs!" 'Jenny' looks down at her own crossed legs and starts moving one of them back and forth slowly, gazing upon her current from with adoration, "Ohhh, I wish I saw the police girlie before Daree man left! I coulda put him under house arrest and he woulda never left me!" She looks down sadly. A Chansey approaches Marvin with a blue tray. Xerox is sitting there, pretending to be a normal Ditto. Next to her, there's room for six Pokeballs, but only one Pokeball is actually there - Exeggcute's. "Chansey! Chansey!" "Oh, thank you!" Marvin grabs Exeggcute's Pokeball and stashes it away. He then pulls Xerox off of the tray and hands her to 'Officer Jenny'. "Would you like anything?" Chansey shakes her head and waddles off to tend to someone else's Pokemon. "It was rather frightening." Xerox's voice begins, from her place on 'Jenny's' lap, "When I transformed myself into that automaton built for absolute destruction, I heard strange voices. I couldn't control myself, and I was commanded to behave in the same way as the mechanized human. It was not a suit. It was an actual robot controlled from a distance." 'Jenny' looks down at the serious purple Ditto, "But, sis, why did the metal man wants us for an stuff?!" Xerox looks up at 'Jenny' and realizes that Famifax hasn't changed since the battle, "Well, Famifax, I was involved in the illusion when he showed up, so I couldn't see much. From what I could hear, he wanted to ransack since he had heard of the experiments conducted on us when we spent that long period of time in he Cinnabar Island research facility." "He's a weirdo, then, cuz we's not special for that! Noway!" 'Jenny' protests, lowering her eyebrows in an angry way, "If he wantsda main big important Ditto from the lab stuff, he shoulda totally gone to take our big bro, Dopplo!" Xerox shudders at the name of that Ditto, even though Famifax didn't say it properly, "Don't refer to Doppler as our 'big brother,' Famifax. Fortunately, we aren't related in any way to that menace, other than the fact that we were being tested on around the same time as him. He was such a polite Ditto, and so very intelligent. I would have become his girlfriend, but then he mutated into Mewtwo, both psychically and mentally. Now his mind is more one sided than yours, Famifax!" "Hey! I have more than one side in my brain! Fersure!" 'Jenny' complains, glaring down at her sister. "Though you did bring up a valid argument, sister." Xerox continues, ignoring her sister's defense, "Why didn't the organization controlling the automaton have it hunt down Doppler? He's much more powerful than we are. I don't know much about him, after he left the project, other than he has been accused of destroying Celadon City, but that alone makes him a more valid candidate than us. Perhaps the people in control figured he was too difficult to capture?" Marvin shrugs, and goes in to hug 'Jenny' and Xerox, "I don't know, you two, but I'm glad the robot didn't take you away from me! I don't know what I would've done without you. You're like family to me! Let's go back to the caravan now. We'll stay for a while longer, and then go home.." Marvin plucks Xerox out of 'Jenny's' arms and carries her himself. They walk outside of the Pokemon Center, and start to head for their multicolored caravan. Bean wrote: > Erin ran after the Pikachu. For a baby, that sucker ran fast. > It bobbed and > weaved and side tracked and back tracked and so on and around and back > down and > over and over and one two three and the kitchen sink. It finally went > for a > slide in front of Cerulean Gym. Erin tripped, and the Pikachu hopped > up on her > back, just to mock her. > Olli caught up with her, and jumped on Erin's back, too. Erin > gave a huge, > honkin' wheeze as Olli and the Pikachu had a minor wrestling match. On > the > verge of feeling really, really sick, Erin glanced up. She found > herself at the > feet of two (hopefully) very understanding souls. (( NS: Alyssa and Angel haven't written in a long time, so I'll take it from here. )) One pair of feet is wearing cheap brown penny loafers, with a penny actually in the slot where a penny is supposed to go, something that looks awfully tacky. The other pair of feet are feminine, and they are wearing black, low heeled shoes. Erin recognizes those feet... they belong to an Officer Jenny! She looks up and Olli, her Cubone, and the Pikachu tumble off of her back, "Hello, Officer, I can explain..." Marvin looks over at 'Jenny' then down at the girl with the black sludge around her eye, "Hello there, little girl, I am Marvin the Magnificent, magician extraordinare! This here isn't really an officer... she's just pretending!" "Awwman!" 'Jenny' exclaims, about ready to bop Marvin on the head, "You juss spoiled my fun! I wasgunna pretend that I was Jenny and totally say all that you haff tha right ta not say stuff! Fersure! You party pooper, Marvy!" Marvin smiles at Erin, who still hasn't come off the floor. He offers his hand to help her up, holding Xerox in only one hand. Erin grabs his hand, stands up, and watches as Olli and the Pikachu are having quite a match. Erin starts throwing phantom punches, "Yeah, yeah! Olli! The nonviolent approach didn't work! Show 'em what you got!" Marvin sweatdrops as he looks down at the little wrestling match, "Wow, that's gotta be a strong Pikachu... anything else would have fainted after a second of fighting with a Ground type!" 'Jenny' looks down at the two fighting Pokemon and points her fingers as if they are a gun at them, "Yous twos'are under arrest for disturbing a piece of the pie... and stuff! YEAH! Fersure! So stop it already!" -Marvin