From: Spawn
Subject: [PW!] Drinking W/ a Singing Mewtwo
Date: Saturday, June 26, 1999 6:43 PM
Recap: After getting back from Bill's lighthouse, Steve, Karen, Gohan, Fox and
Giselle witnessed Mewtwo destroying the bridge. After apologizing, Mewtwo
offered teleport the bunch to Brock's diner. Once there, Steve bought Mewtwo a
drink, only to watch Mewtwo and Mew argue about choice hops vs. smoothness and
teleport away.
> After a few minutes, things returned to normal, and a waiter came over
and
>asked for their orders.
> "So...what'll it be folks?" the waiter asked, taking out a pen and a
pad.
> Gohan ordered a Tauros-burger, Fox a roasted Eevee (yum!), Steve some
>Nidorina-chops to go along with his Miller Lite, Karen marinated Goldeen, and
>finally, Giselle ordered a fried Pidgey (ya like that, Dread? ^_^).
> "Is that all?"
> "I guess," Gohan said. "Unless you guys have something else in
mind...?"
Suddenly, Mewtwo teleported back inside.
"Mewtwo, you came back!" Steve shouted.
"Yeah, I came back to tell you something... you're one of the only people who
understand me, and..." Mewtwo began to break down.
"Well, what is it, pal?" Steve asked.
"I love you man!" said Mewtwo.
"You're not getting my Miller Lite, Mewtwo," Steve chuckled, just before
Mewtwo uses telekinesis to start choking him. Steve put the beer down. "Okay,
maybe you are."
"I'm sorry, I had a long day..." Mewtwo sighed as he took a swig. "I was
about to beat that little guy, not have things turn out in a draw like they
usually do, when all of a sudden I have to blow up a dam."
"Why?" asked a concern Karen.
"I'm not sure why..." Mewtwo admitted. "I suppose because I'm 'evil.'"
"That's terrible," said Steve.
"You know what Tiki called me?" Mewtwo sobbed. "He called me the Frankenstein
of Pokemon! ME!!! I'm guessing he never even READ the book.
"Poor thing," Karen said empathetically. "I guess just because you're
omnipotent, people forget you still have feelings."
"Well, it could be worse," said Mewtwo, "I could be written off as a guy who
runs over Pokemon for sport..."
"HEY!!!" Steve yelled.
"Let me tell you though, omnipotence isn't really all it's cracked up to be.
He claims I agitate HIM? I'm not the one who drags him out of bed every waking
moment to use in some convenient plot device, now am I..." Mewtwo began to
whine as a giant spotlight shown on him.
With music from http://montypython.virtualave.net/sounds/midi/lumbrjck.mid :
Mewtwo:
Oh, I'm omnipotent, but not okay,
I'm in posts all night and in posts all day!
Rest:
Oh, he's omnipotent, but not okay,
He's in posts all night and in posts all day!
Mewtwo:
I'm in stories, and each minute,
I'm in one or two or three.
With all this time for others,
There's no time left for me!
Rest:
He's in stories, and each minute,
He's in one or two or three.
With all this time for others,
There's no time left for he!
Mewtwo:
Oh, I'm omnipotent, but not okay,
I'm in posts all night and in posts all day!
Rest:
Oh, he's omnipotent, but not okay,
He's in posts all night and in posts all day!
Mewtwo:
I'm linked to all, I'm in origins,
I like to crush small towns.
It's fortunate for rules here,
Or I'd be captured every round.
Rest:
He's linked to all, he's in origins,
He likes to crush small towns.
It's fortunate for rules here,
Or he'd be captured every round.
Mewtwo:
Oh, I'm omnipotent, but not okay,
I'm in posts all night and in posts all day!
Rest:
Oh, he's omnipotent, but not okay,
I'm in posts all night and in posts all day!
Mewtwo:
I use attacks, I kill trainers,
Gut them like small fish.
To stop them from more writing,
That is my only wish!
Rest:
I use attacks, I kill trainers,
Gut them like... small fish.
To stop them from more writing,
That is my only...wish?
Mewtwo and the Crowd:
Oh, I'm/he's omnipotent, but not okay,
I'm/He's in posts all night and in posts all day!
************
"Uh, you scared us with that last line," said Gohan.
"You see? You SEE?!? Even when I try to be nice, someone tries to make me
evil."
"So what happened?" Steve asked.
"Well, than Tiki somehow single handily used his so-called 'psychic powers' to
break through a barrier all his Pokemon combined couldn't," said Mewtwo. "I
didn't even think that kind of power was allowed."
"Hmmm..." said Steve. "I wonder whether or not it'd be too late if I got that
kind of power."
"Steve," Karen smirked, "you act like if you could somehow get all that
psychic ability overnight or something. As if it'd be no more difficult than,
than, writing a few lines in a computer."
Mewtwo began to chuckle.
"You're more interesting without it," he told Steve.
"By the way, Mewtwo, omnipotence means you can do anything, right?" Steve
asked.
"Sure," Mewtwo replied.
"Hey, I wanna show you something then," he smiled. "Karen, lend me Eevee and
your Thunder stone."
"What are you planning to do?" Karen asked as she reached into her bag.
"Just trust me," Steve smiled. "Hey, look. Who can the thunder stone evolve?
According to the Pokedex: Eevee, able. And Mewtwo? NOT able."
"Wow, you just blew my mind, Steve!" said Mewtwo. "How can I thank you?"
"How about teleporting us to Saffron and teaching my Pidgey FLY?" Steve asked
as he accidentally contacted Eevee's flesh with the stone. "Whoopse..."
"STEVE!!!" Karen yelled.
"Sure, sure," Mewtwo agreed, just in time to watch Eevee evolve into Jolteon.
He then faced the waiter "Check please!"
"Steve, I thought I would teach your Pidgey to FLY?" Giselle questioned.
"Hey, you wanna turn him down?" Steve asked. "Be my guest. And make sure you
have insurance."
"Well, I'm ready to leave," said Karen, hoping not to electrocute herself with
the new Jolteon. "How about everyone else?
-Spawn
"Wise Pokemon trainers never get involved in a cat fight" -Brock
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