From: Goola2u
Subject: [PW!] Fowl Play, Pt. 2: Duck and Cover!
Date: Tuesday, June 08, 1999 2:54 PM
Shard, still a Farfetch'd, waddled into Saffron in a huff. "No more Mr. Nice
Whatever-I'm-Stuck-As-At-The-Moment! I'm gonna cook Sabrina's goose for this!"
snarled Shard, before realizing that, in his present state, he couldn't do
squat.
Nevertheless, he walked into the Saffron Gym. "Sabrina!" he shouted.
"Sabrina is busy," said a dumb-looking psychic. "What do you want?"
"I want my humanity back, you son of a..."
"Geeze, chill out. Here, you're human again," said the psychic, turning him
back, "now get the..."
Shard was already out the door.
----
"You did WHAT?!?!?!?!?" raged Sabrina.
"I changed the poor sucker back. Geeze, is it that time of month again?" said
the Psychic indignantly.
"Alright, I need to take my mind off it," murmured Sabrina exhaustedly.
"Where's my lunch?"
"Lunch?" asked the psychi... pizza.
Why is it that some gym leaders can eat a whole pizza, peperoni and extra
cheese, and not gain an ounce, while...?
---
Shard ran into the Fushia gym. Inside, on the wall, was a note. "Koga is out
to lunch. Please wait a bit. Hell with that," said Shard, grabbing a Soul
Badge off a scroll on the wall, and rushing back outside, to give his
Aerodactyl the takeoff space he needed to fly to Viridian.
TBC...
Shard Fields, wondering how the heck he'll be able to challenge his boss with
any degree of success and still keep his career.