From: Roberto Perez-Vila
Subject: [PW!] Fresh Eevee For Zubat (Or Not?)
Date: Friday, June 04, 1999 9:20 PM
A young boy who appears to be 11 years of age strolls out of the eastern
Celadon City limits. His hair is short, brown, and messy, and his eyes
are a crystal blue. A cute and fluffy brown Eevee skips alongside him
happily, squeaking out its name on occasion. Just as the child begins to
whisper, Minax appears, seemingly out of thin air.
The kid looks up at the adult, noticing that she doesn't look too nice,
"Hiya?"
Minax smiles insincerely and reaches for her holster, "I'm in a good
mood right now, so I'll level with you. I'm about to blow your Eevee's
brains out so that my Zubat can drink the little guy's fresh blood.
Sound good? Great!" By the time she explains her plan, she is already
pointing the silver pistol straight at the Eevee.
"WAIT! NO!" The kid grabs his Eevee off the ground, and the barrel of
the gun follows the Pokemon up to the child's arms. "You can't do that!
It's unlegal and I just gots Eevee today!"
Minax continues to point the gun at the Eevee in the boy's arms. If she
pulls the trigger now, the bullet will go right through the child's
chest. She ponders her options for a moment and answers, "Well... I'm
not particularly fond of merciless slaughter, so if you answer the
question I am about to ask correctly, I won't shoot your Eevee."
"THAT'S NOT FAIR!" The child pulls his new Eevee close to his arms and
the Pokemon squeals, "Eeebui?"
A mocking chuckle aries from Minax, "I know. The question I want you to
answer is this: What is my favorite contemporary song? You've got three
seconds to answer. One... Two... Thr-"
"Livin' La Vida Poké?" The child meekly answers, closing his eyes, and
hugging Eevee tighter than ever.
"Hmm. Lucky guess." Minax seems disappointed while saying that. The
innocent child opens his eyes to see Minax putting her gun away. Minax
continues speaking, "Just like I promised, I won't shoot it. However, if
my Zubat just happens to kill it in a good old fashioned Pokemon battle,
that's a different story..." With that, Minax grabs a Pokeball off her
belt and extends her arm forward. Red light is released and it forms
into a fat blood sucking Zubat!
The boy drops his Eevee on the ground in front of Minax's Zubat, and
backs away. "Eevee, do the Sand Attack on that mean ol' bat!" The cute
little fluff ball turns around and kicks some dirt into Zubat's face...
Zubat doesn't seem affected, however, since the blue bat Pokemon doesn't
have any eyes!
Minax extends one finger towards the Eevee, "Zubat, Bite." Though the
Zubat can't possibly know which direction Minax is pointing, the
blood-thirsty creature senses the Eevee through use of hearing and smell
alone. He screeches out his name, "ZUUUUBAT!" and dives down towards the
Eevee. He sinks his fangs into the Eevee's neck.
"NOOOO!" The boy's eyes get full of tears, "Eevee, do the Quick Attack
now! Don't let that thing kill you! You can do it! Quick Attack!!!" The
Eevee responds immediately, shakes Zubat off of him, and does a running
attack! Zubat flies up into the air to avoid the attack, but the Eevee
still crashes into him and causes some harm.
"Zubat, Leech Life." Minax can't believe that her Zubat didn't suck all
the blood off the baby Eevee in one Bite. Her Zubat responds again,
flaps down next to Eevee, and latches on once again! This time, Eevee
squeals out in pain, about to faint from blood loss... and eventually
die.
The boy reaches into his pocket and pulls out a Thunder Stone, "I was
gonna wait... but it's the only way he won't die!" He throws the Thunder
Stone with all his force at Minax's Zubat. It hits the Zubat hard, an
action which manages to unlatch the bat's fangs from the now woozy
Eevee. The Thunder Stone bounces of Zubat's belly and falls on top of
Eevee. The Normal Pokemon begins to glow and grow simultaneously...
After a flash of bright light, a thunderbolt crashes down from the sky.
In the place where the cute brown Eevee once stood stands an angry
yellow Jolteon, ready to attack! "Jolt, Jolt, Jolt!"
Minax frowns at the transformation, "No matter. Zubat, Supersonic!"
While Minax's Zubat begins to screech out "ZuUuuUuuUuUuuU" the young boy
yells out a command of his own over the noise, "Jolteon, Thundershock
that Zubat clear outta the sky!"
The newly evolved Jolteon's spiky fur stands up straight. "Jolt!" After
some charging up, the Jolteon discharges an electrical blast, aimed
straight for Minax's vulnerable Flying Pokemon! After thirty seconds of
constant electrical attack, Minax's Zubat is thoroughly shocked by the
experience, and he falls down to the ground, fainted.
Minax sighs and recalls her fainted Zubat back into the Pokeball in her
hand, "You win, kid."
"I do?" The boy's worried stare remains for a moment before turning into
a bright smile, "I did! I won! YAY! HIP HIP HOORAY!" He then shakes his
head, "Wait, if you're a bad guy, aren't you supposed to...?" He slaps a
hand onto his mouth before finishing the sentence, realizing that it is
a stupid, and dangerous, question.
Minax stares down at the boy and his Jolteon, a hardly visible grin
forming on her lips, "A villainess without honor is nothing more than a
simple minded thug. You guessed my favorite song and defeated my Zubat,
so your Pokemon deserves to live. Still, I'm satisfied. You just forced
your Pokemon to evolve against his will. You have taken away his
youthful innocence, you monster. I hope you regret that foolish decision
for the rest of your pathetic life."
With those final words, Minax disappears into the bushes as mysteriously
as she appeared.
-Minax