From: Insanellama <insanellama316@geocities.com> Subject: [PW!] Insanellama: man without a cause. Date: Sunday, June 13, 1999 5:29 PM Insanellama ambled through town, having already previously beaten Erica for that badge, he had nothing to do. He had no idea what he was going to do next, or where he was going to go next. For the first time in a while, he didn't have personal mission. That's when it hit him. No, not an idea, something blunt from behind. He whirled around, pistol already up and tracking across the landscape. No one was visible. While he was still looking, something hit him from behind again. He whirled around back the way he had been going. He could see no one. Another object hit him in the back. He looked at the ground around him, someone or something was chucking bricks at him. Another object hit him in the back. He turned around one more time. Then he just picked a direction, mounted Darkhorse, and charged off. He was still getting pummeled from behind. Insanellama checked his back trail one more time. "It's gotta be some ego-tripping psychic playin games with me," he thought to himself. "Well, I need to beat sabrina anyway, let's take this psychic to Saffron, maybe she can help me out with the situation." he said to darkhorse. They charged east until they got to the guard house, there they had to slowdown and walk through. On the otherside, they charged to the gym. Insanellama dismounted, and walked down the hall. Sabrina had just finished beating someone. Insanellama was glad that way back when, Ash Ketchum and a gengar had been able to get her to laugh, so that now the losers weren't tossed into a toybox. By now the annoying psychic had developed a pattern. This enabled Insanellama to soften the blows. He walked over to sabrina. "I'd like to challenge you to a match. If I win, as well as the badge, will u please get this ego-tripping little psychic wanna be to come and face me, face to face?" Sabrina nodded, "1on1, KADABRA GO!" Insanellama got hit on the head again, "DARKHORSE GO!" Then Insanellama grabbed some dirt to avoid a brick which went sailing over him. "DARKHORSE FIRESPIN NOW!" "KADABRA TELEPORT NOW" A tornado of fire erupted from Darkhorse. Kadabra teleported, but Darkhorse had the fire waiting where he reappeared. He teleported out again, but was badly burned. "DARKHORSE FIRE SPIN NOW!" "KADABRA PSYBEAM" Darkhorse got off the attack first, but a beam of psychic energy connected, almost fainting him. Kadabra, however, did faint. Sabrina floated the badge over to him. Insanellama plucked it out of the air, as he dove to the left. Then she floated a man into the room. "This is the one who has assaulted you," she said. Insanellama started to charge, but stopped. "Not gonna get me that way," he said aloud to the psychic. The psychic focused, and lifted Insanellama into the air. Insanellama was infuriated. He sent out all his pokemon. "EVERYONE, SOMETHING NOW!" The psychic now had too many targets. Two rapidashes opened up on him with fire. A pikachu was electricuting him. Squirtle was biting his leg. Tauros as head butting him. Nidoking was scratching viciously at him. The psychic slowly lowered Insanellama to the ground. "OK OK, CALL THEM OFF" Insanellama let them attack just a bit longer. Then he recalled them. Insanellama charged at him, tackeling him. The psychic figured it was best to let him work of the adrenaline now, rather than later. Insanellama punched one more time, got up,dusted himself off, and walked out of the building. He turned, and punched the wall till his knuckles bled. Now the adrenaline rush was over. TBC tBC