From: Blankie Boy <blankieb0y@aol.commonAss> Subject: [PW!] Intro...Blakie Boy! Date: Saturday, June 19, 1999 10:18 AM "What's your name?" "SIR, BLANKIE BOY, SIR!" Giggles adorned the domed room. The 12 year old boy smiled with satisfaction. "Very funny. Now, real name, please." The graying man sighed. "Er..." The boy panics, looking around the room for any help. What is he supposed to say? No one, _no one_ is supposed to know his real name. "Make one _up_!" A girl whispers into his ear. Becky, his girlfriend, his companion. "Um..." The boy thought for a moment, "GEOF!" "Geof what?" The professor asked, unamused. "Um...Geof Kraizde!" More giggles. The so-called "Geof" smirks. "Geof Crazed, eh? Alright, Geof," the professor grinned, "What is the average top airborne velocity of a level two Fearow?" "Five-hundred. Synch, man." Geof laughed. Becky signaled a "NO NO NO!" to Geof. The professor cackled. "There's no such thing as a level two Fearow," he became serious again, "And you just cost your license again." "No..." Geof, the Blankie Boy, muttered. "Class dismissed." The professor clapped, and the classroom filtered out, except for Blankie Boy and Becky. Blankie Boy threw down his "Blankie". "SHIT!" ------- So how was it for a first post? Uneventful, I know, not too funny, I know, but hey, things are slow in the beginning! Well, bye bye, Blankie Boy, avid fan of Smashing Pumpkins Goonies And Austin Powers -------------------------------------------------------------- "I like poop. I call my poop griffinpoop cause it is my poop cause it comes from my butt" --Griffin