From: Crimsonjacket <lgayman@ix.netcom.com> Subject: [PW!] Night at the Pokebury Date: Monday, June 14, 1999 12:31 PM Chad awoke from his sleep, weary, and with watery eyes. He sat up from where he was sleeping on the Snorlax's tummy, stretched, scratched the back of his head, then looked at his watch. "I've only be asleep for an hour" he said before yawning again. Then he happened to look at the date on his watch, and he facefaulted. "I've been asleep for over 2 months?!?!" he whined. He then leapt off the Snorlax's belly. "Why'd you have to be so gosh darn comfortable?!" He put his arm to his eyes, and anime-style "waterworks" tears streamed out in a wide arc. "I've probably missed all the good stuff! I've missed everything!" he cried. He then appeared to bring himself together. But when he saw that the Snorlax was still in his way, he went back to crying again. The decibels of his whines were so high, that the Snorlax woke and thenlumbered away to a more quiet spot. Chad finally stopped crying, and noticed that the Snorlax was gone (complete with an anime style trace outline of the missing pokemon in the spot where it was). Chad immediately jumped up and ran down the path, now cheered up since he can finally get to Celadon. Before he reached Celadon's city limits, he encountered a used car lot which happened to have nice, fashionable (or at least it said that on the sign in the window, but Chad really doesn't know much about fashion) clothing store merged with it. "What are the odds?" Chad said to himself, and went inside. *later that night* Chad drove his new car down the street in Celadon, wearing a some nice clothes, trying to find a place to have some R&R (he felt he needed some, even though he was asleep for 2 months). His Pokemon, Charizard, Sandslash, Pikachu, Pidgeot, Raticate, and Uri (his Alakazam) were out of their pokeballs and in the car with him (Charizard had to hang his tail out the window, in fear of causing some kind of fire hazard in the car). The radio was on, playing "What is Love?". Chad and his pokemon were bobbing their heads to the music (which caused sweatdrops to form on the heads of people who happen to drive by and see this). Suddenly, Chad heard a police siren behind his car. "Pika?" said his Pikachu. "Uh oh," said Chad as he looked behind him through the rear-view mirror. "It's the fuzz. It's the coppers. It's the man." He then got a closer look of the person on the police motorcycle and noticed it was Officer Jenny. "It's the woman!" he said, the hit the brakes and screeched to an abrupt halt. Officer Jenny pulled up to the side of the car, and Chad rolled down the window. "Did you know that you were speeding, both your tail lights are out, you are disturbing the peace with you music, your tires have not properly been inspected, your license is out of date, you have $650,000 in unpaid parking tickets, and you are causing accidents because drivers who have seen you can't see past the sweatdrops on their faces?" Chad nodded to all of these. Then he smiled and held up a pack of Mentos. Jenny nodded, then drove away without enforcing any form of justice on them. "Pid! Pidgeot!" said Pidgeot. Chad grinned "Yeah, she liked me. I think she liked you too dude," he said to Charizard "she was giving you the looks." "Charrr ..." said the pokemon as he blushed. The car drove on, the music still played, and they still bobbed their heads to the music. They finally reached a nightclub called "Pokebury". Chad stopped the car and decided this would be a nice place to relax. It was when they got out of the car that they noticed the extremely long line to get into the club. The group got the end of the line, then Chad took Sandslash, rolled him up into a ball, and while the bouncer at the door wasn't looking, he rolled Sandslash down the line, knocking over the people. Then he stepped over them, and up to the front of the line before the bouncer looked back. The people in the line were aggravated, but they didn't even know what hit them. "May I see your ID, sir?" said the huge bouncer in a gruff voice. "You have to be 21 or older to get in." "My pass?" said Chad, a little worried, then with more confidence, he said "Why, yes, of course, I have it right here!" He handed him an ID, then nodded to Uri. Uri then used his psychic powers to distort the bouncer's mind. When he looked at the ID, instead of seeing "18" he saw "21". "Go right in, sir" the bouncer said, while his eyes had a swirling look on them. Before they went in, Chad took out a rabid Nidorino and said "This is a $20". The still hypnotized bouncer took the biting, poison pin pokemon, and stuffed it into his pocket. The group walked into the club. It was filled with people, and most notably, beautiful women. Pikachu was turning his head to every woman who passed by and said "Pika!" After several women, Chad looked at him and said "Dude, pace yourself!" Pikachu then counted, and after about five or so women, said "Pika!" The group split up. Chad and Charizard found a woman at the bar. They went to either side of her. "Hiya. How are you doing? Come here often? Where are you from?" he said in rapid succession. "Char. Charizard? Rizard char char charizard? Char char rizard?" said the fire pokemon. Chad and Charizard then proceeded to literally bounce the woman between them in some form of dance. The irritated woman ran off, and the duo just shrugged. TBC? This is my "re-introduction" post. My last post was in April and then I got really busy with some other things in life and I didn't have time for PW!. I'll be reposting my WG after this, for people who don't remember me or have never seen me in PW! before. -- Chad Gayman/Crimsonjacket ------------------------------------- Ace: So I burnt the house down. Doctor: Any regrets? Ace: Yes. Doctor: Yes? Ace: I wish I'd blown it up instead. Doctor: Wicked. -Doctor Who "Ghost Light" -------------------------------------