From: Daitooryoo <daitooryoo@worldnet.att.net> Subject: [PW!] [NC] Oak evolution! Date: Saturday, June 26, 1999 11:11 PM One day in NC world Alex, Rayea, Dai, Claire, Galam, Sailor Jupiter, and Austin Power decided to get together with the Oak family. Gary, his sister without a name, Professor, Ash, and his mom were at the lab waiting for Alex and the gang. Meanwhile on the route to Pallet, "Wow, I found you Alex, you look just like me but I can see your face", said Dai. "Yeah, you found me", said Alex. On the same route the girls were chatting, "Wow, I finally found Alex's old girlfriend", said Rayea. "Yeah bummer, you found me Miss new Girlfriend", said Rayea. Claire and Rayea stood together, "Wow we found you Sailor Jupiter, you are so cool", they said. "Yes you did, it's not that hard, my address is in the AOL 4.0 directory, I love Steve Case, Haruka, and Ami Mizuno", Jupiter shouted. Right behind Galam and Austin were talking, "Wow, you're cool Mr.Powers, I like your clothes", said Galam. "Do I make you horny", Austin replied. "Yes you do, can we go see your movie (s) together", Galam asked. "Do I make you horny", replied Austin. "I said yes already, you shagged me Mr.Powers", said Galam. "Do I make you horny", asked Austin. "We know the rest guys", said Galam. Alex and the gang arrived at Oak's lab, "Nice to see you Alex", eagerly said Oak. "Shut up", Alex replied. Rayea quickly got mad, "Don't bother my boyfriend you old fool" Claire then got up, "Don't bother my ex-boyfriend you senile ogre" Galam followed, " Don't bother my sexual fantasy you nerd" Austin started shaking his hips, "Do I make you horny, Do I make you horny" Dai timidly walked up, "I JUST FOUND ALEX SO DON'T MAKE HIM MAD I LOVE MY BROTHER" Gary Oak got mad, "Gee, can you stop acting like this guys" Jupiter was angered by the young boy, "You look like my old boyfriend, so don't push me, Jupiter OAK evolution" Tiny electric leaves knocked Gary unconscious and gave the lab a fresh floral scent. Oak looked interested, "Are you related to our family" Lita got madder and taller, "I would never be in your family, Jupiter Oak Evolution" Again leaves filled the room, but Oak could stand the attack. Ash looked happy and he ran up to Jupiter, "You're like Misty, and you can do Razor Leave and Thundershock, are you a new pokemon, maybe you are Pikabud" Ash continued babbling til Austin Powers looked joyful. Austin walked up to Ash and asked, "Do I make you horny" Ash fainted and stopped ranting, but soon Gary's sister walked up to Austin. "You make me horny, wanna go out on a date". she said. Austin looked puzzled and said once again, "Do I make you horny" Ash's mom started yelling, "Be quiet you sick pervert, trying to do it with young girls and boys, go kiss a Jynx" Austin once again looked puzzled and said the familiar question, "Do I make you horny" Ash's mom fainted and no one but Alex and the gang were in the room alive. "Let's leave the bomb and get out of here", said Alex" "Good idea my love", Rayea said. "Good idea my ex-love", said Claire. "Good idea my impossible sexual fantasy", said Galam. "Good idea bro", said Dai. "Good idea, you look like my ex-boyfriend", said Jupiter. "Do I make you horny", said Austin. Alex nodded and got out six Wigglytuff, two boxes of dynamite, a pipe bomb, and naked Chibiusa, while Austin started to flirt with naked Chibiusa and ask if he made her horny, Alex and the gang ran away. The bombs, Wiggly, and dynamite exploded and it was the end of Austin Powers, Ash and his mom, and the entire Oak dynasty. Meanwhile Alex was laughing at the idea of dead Oaks while looking at some Oak trees in Viridian forest (pun intended), and naked Chibiusa escaped to Crystal Tokyo. "You can;t stop me, I'll haunt you all forever, and I'll do it naked and not naked", evilly laughed Chibi Usa. TBC!