From: Goola the Hutt <goola2u@aol.compostheap> Subject: [PW!] One of THOSE days (Continuation of (duh, same thread) [PW!] Eating Wieners in Celadon City) Date: Saturday, June 26, 1999 1:58 PM >As Minax strolls westward towards Celadon City, one day after her >encounter with an Ekans, she feels her tummy rumbling. Though she seems >to be constantly eating, and never gaining much weight from it, she has >forgotten to eat anything this particular morning, "Looks like I need >some fast food... fast." Using the last bit of energy from the meal from >the night before, she runs into the Celadon City limits, trying to find >a person selling food on the street. > >"'Ot dogs, get yer 'Ot dogs, 'ere!" A vendor dressed in white, wearing a >stupid white and red striped hat, calls out to the passerby's from his >hot dog booth. No one seems interested... until Minax shows up. At that >point, a bunch of teenage kids run over to see her order the meat for >some reason. > >Minax looks at all the kids, wishing she could maim them, but knowing >that she can't do anything of the sort in the Celadon City limits. She >looks at the vendor, "Two hot dogs please. Covered in mayo. Just mayo." > >"Uhhh... mayo?" The guy asks, tipping his hat slightly, "Not too many >people order mayo. Don't ya want ketchup, mustard, or relish instead?" > >Minax reaches forward and grabs the vendor's collar, "I said two hot >dogs covered in mayo." > >"K, whatever." When the salesman agrees, Minax releases him, and crosses >her arms across her chest while waiting. The vendor pulls two big, long, >and uncut wieners out of his bin, places them into two hot dog buns too >small for them, and squeezes the white substance known as mayonnaise all >over them, "That'll be 50 each, for a total of 100." > >Minax reaches into the black bag located on her belt and removes one 100 >value coin. She tosses it at the guy, who can't catch it since he's >holding wieners in both hands, and it falls on top of his booth. Minax >takes the two hot dogs and sighs in ecstasy when she sniffs them, "Oh, I >just love the smell of fresh wieners in the morning!" > >All the kids gathered around watch as she sinks her teeth into one of >the two hot dogs. In fact, she continues to suck down the entire thing >until she has swallowed the whole weiner. When she only has one hot dog >left, she gets tired of all the children watching her, and jogs away >from them, towards the Celadon City Gym. > >"Mmm..." She takes a first bite out of the weiner in her hand, and looks >up at the Gym. Once she has finished chewing on it, she swallows it, and >looks up at the place, "Little girls wasting their lives on plants and >perfumes. Why I should... Hey! I've got an idea. Maybe I could find some >new perfume in there!" She takes another bite of the hot dog covered in >mayo and runs into the greenhouse that Erika calls a Gym. She looks >around for the front counter. > >"No food allowed in here!" One of the teenage girls inside the Gym gets >ready to pull out a large "X" stamp, but sees the holster on Minax's >belt, and thinks otherwise, "So... finish it up real quickly!" > >"Can do." She stuffs the last portion of the weiner into her mouth, has >some trouble munching on it, but is finally able to swallow it. "There. >I was wondering where I could find some perfume." > >"Over there." The girl points across the hall, "If you get lost, just >ask for directions!" > >"Thank you." Minax doesn't even politely smile as she walks down the >hall. Apparently, she gets lost along the way, and finds herself in a >rather empty room, "Someone's been stealing in here... and it wasn't >me." Shard returns to the gym right after Minax arrives... "Oh my Goddish... I am sooo dead... empty room, there goes my safe haven... Sabrina finds me, I'm dead... Minax!" Minax turns to face the young man. "Well, I came here to get some perfume, not to clean the place out. I've been filling MY quotas, even if, from what I've overheard, you haven't." Shard fumed, even if it WAS an acurate statement. "So, who did it?" he said, aghast. Minax took amoment to savor his worry... She would never dare to mess with another Rocket, but that didn't mean she couldn't savor it when something went wrong for them on its own... "I don't know," she said coldly. TBC?