From: <tiki61@my-deja.com> Subject: [PW] Overspendong Sucks Date: Wednesday, June 02, 1999 2:54 PM Tiki wandered about for a little thinking about his situation. 'Okay,' he thought himself ' let's see my arch enemy is now a member of Team Rocket, a couple other rockets he sent after me are trying to find me and get rid of me. There's a crazy bounty hunter hired by I don't know who running around. I'm going to die of second hand smoke from all these rockets disapering in a cloud of smoke. I'm searching for a giant winged fellow that's being controlled by Mewtwo. And to top it all off I just somehow stopped a load of shotgun buckshot from turning me into a piece of swiss cheese, well my life is just peachy.' Tiki arrives at the Pidgeot express, he walks in and up to a counter. "Excuse me but how much is it for a ticket from here to Cinnibar?" he asked. "1000 dollars," she replied. "Okay that's resonable," Tiki reached into his wallet, only to find that all he had left was 200 hundred bucks, 'Oh shoot, those TMs I bought Charm I used up all my money. "Uhh I think I'll find another way to get to Cinnibar." Tiki walks out thinking of what he's going to do. Then it strikes him, a Pokemon battle, he can wager some money (That he doesn't have) and win a pokemon battle and use his winnings to buy a ticket. Tiki walked about looking for a Pokemon booky, someone that sets up Pokemon battles and takes bets on them. He eventually found one. "Hello," Tiki said, "I would like to have a Pokemon battle, and wager on it." "How many Pokemon you got?" the booky asked. "Five." "How much you wanna wager?" "1000 dollars." "There's a 2000 dollar minimum." the booky replied. "Okay then 2000 dollars," Tiki said. 'I better win this or I'm in big trouble.' Tiki thought to himself. "Okay you can fight a guy named Bubba, he's lookin for a battle." "Okay where is he?" The mbooky pointed over towards a huge man, about 6'11 and at least 250 lbs. of pure muscle. The large man stood up. "Shall we begin now, there's a ring open?" Tiki agreed and they walked over. "No cheating first to run out of Pokemon loses." Tiki nodded in agreement. "Alright for my first pokemon I choose, Sinder," Tiki threw the pokeball and the Charmeleon appeared. "Very well for my first Pokemon I choose, Hitmonlee," Bubba threw a pokeball, and the lanky legged pokemon appeared. "Hitmonlee power up with meditate, then High Jump kick it." The pokemon held his hands forward and then his eyes started glowing, then he jumped into the air and held a foot out toward Sinder. "Sinder dodge it then skull bash his side." The charmeleon jumped out of the way just in time then smashed into the fighting pokemon's side sending it to the ground. "Rolling kick it," the pokemon while on the ground flipped up then rolled ont the floor landed in front of Sinder and kicked him in the head, Charmeleon, went sailing into a wall, the Meditate had made the kick too powerful. "Sinder return, alright do it Charm," the small fairy pokemon appeared, "Okay Charm Psychic attack." Waves of Psychic energy rushed from the clefairyblasting into the Hitmonlee and making it faint. "Alright, Hitmonlee return, your psychic attack won't be very effective againsty Tangela." The little ball of weeds apperead. "Tangela grow now slam it," the little clefairy tried to avoid it but was smash by a vine. "Don't give up Charm, you're right Bubba Psychic isn't going to be able to beat your Tangela." Bubba smirked. "Finish it Tangela Solarbeam." A ray of green shot out from the Grass Pokemon. "But fire blast will beat it, do it Charm," right before the ray hit Charm it unleashed a torrent of fire from it's mouth the flame overpowered the beam and egnitted the Tangela. "AHHHH, Tangela return, that's it go Kangaskhan." The giant pouched Pokemon apperead, "Kangaskhan, Dizzy Punch it," the pokemon started spinning and spinning until it reached Charm then it stopped, and punched it into the ground. "Charm return, go Twirl," the star shaped pokemon appeared. "Twirl Hydro Pump it," the Staryu unleashed a flood of water onto the Kangaskhan. "Kangaskhan retalite with a hyper beam," the Pokemon unleashed the ray into the staryu sending it crashing to the ground. "Now Seismic Toss it," The Kangaskhan ran up and grabbed Twirl and tossed it across the ring. "Twirl return, go Zip," the Pikachu appeared, "It's already weakened finish it with Thunder." Pikachu started building up a blast, the Kangaskahn started running at the Pikachu. "PIKACHU." The lighting rushed into the Kangaskhan taking it down. "Kangaskhan return, it's time for BEEDRILL." The bug type appeared. "Agility, and swords dance Beedrill." The Beedrill started rushing Pikachu, sharpening it's needles. "Pikachu Thunderbolt it," the pikachu started charging. "Fury Attack Beedrill," Pikachu tried to zap him but the Beedrill was too fast. "PIKAAAAAA." Zip fell to the ground. "Zip return, alright Flutter it's your turn, your my last chance. The Butterfree appeared, "Okay whirlwind the Beedrill into a wall. The Beedrill started rushing Butterfree but the Whirlwind was too string and sent it into a wall. "Okay Flutter, Razor Wind it." The Beedrill got up, right as Flutter was flying at it, Flutter started spinning around, Beedrill looked up right as Flutter stopped and the built up wind power rammed into Beedrill. "Beedrill return, okay we each only have one Pokemon, Go Chansey," A chansey apperead, "You can't win, my Chansey knows a fire attack your Butterfree's finished, Chansey Fire Blast." The Egg shaped Pokemon exhaled the Fire. "Flutter Dodge to the right now Psychic the Chansey," Flutter Dodged just in time, but even so his wing got burned, but he got Psychic off sending Chansey to the floor. "Finish it with another Razor wind." the Butterfree flew at the Chansey the, Chansey tried to get Flutter with another Fire Blast but missed, Flutter stopped, and Chansey went into Bubba. "UHHHHH DAMN DAMN DAMN, I can't believe you won." Bubba dug into his pocket and tossed Tiki some 2000 bucks. Tiki grabbed it, and walked off to the Pokemon center without saying a word. <SCENE SWITCH> "One to Cinnibar," Tiki said standing at the Pidgeot express counter. "That will be 1000 dollars." Tiki handed her the money and got a ticket. "Your fly leaves in five hours." "FIVE HOURS WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO TILL THEN?!?!?" TBC..... ________________________________________________________________________ EMAIL ME: tiki61@hotmail.com "Where there's Pokemon, there's a way." White Dragon from Lunar:Silver Star Story- "I don't know why you people are so interested in those things, don't you know they're made of my shi.... oh never mind!" Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/ Share what you know. Learn what you don't.