From: SaBeR aT UpNeTwOrK dOt CoM <saberteamr@aol.commode> Subject: [PW!] Pokéman Vs. Dan! Date: Sunday, June 27, 1999 11:12 PM >Giovanni had his trainers go and lock the doors to the gym. "Idiot.." He >mumbled. > Pokeman tried to go back in but he couldn't. "Hmm, I guess your >closed now, see you later Mr. G!" As Pokeman walked away from the gym, a large object crashed to the ground directly in front of him. Pieces scattered everywhere. A yellow robot and some guy in desert camo scrambled to pick them up, and attached them haphazardly to the fallen vehicle. The guy in camo walked over to Pokeman. "Hello, my name's Dan?" the man announced. "Is that a question." Pokemon replied. "I think so?" Pokeman suddenly grabbed a small red and white ball and said "Let's have a Pokemon battle!!" "Pokeman??" Dan shouted. "Yes, that's not not my name." "Very well." "Its a bird, it's a plane, it's Kakuna!" Pokeman threw the ball backwards. It hit a fat guy in the stomach and came flying back at 200 miles an hour. It crashed into the Bobmobile and bounced to the ground in front of Pokeman and popped open. Some sort of yellow thing came out and sat at Pokeman's feet. "Uhhhh.....hocus pocus!" Dan threw the ball he had found earlier at the ground. Of course, it was empty. "WOW what kind of Pokemon is that??" Pokeman said, astounded. "Pokeman???" Dan replied. "I've never heard people not call me that." Dan suddenly picked up Kakuna and tried to bite it. Pokeman screamed "AIIIEEEEEEE!!!" and took Kakuna back. "Hey...where's the cream filling??" Dan asked, puzzled. "Well, are we gonna Pokemon battle or not??" "Pokeman????" "I don't think that's not my name." "How do we battle these Pokemans?" Dan asked. "Uh....just send out a Pokemon." Pokeman replied. "Pokeman?????" "Yep." "Oh." "Choose who you want to battle with!" Pokeman shouted. "Coconut Joe!" A large pineapple on wheels with a pizza on its head falls off the wing of the Bobmobile and rolls forward. "Kakuna, do Hyper Beam!!!" Pokeman yells, a bit too loudly. People turn and stare at him. Kakuna just sits there, and thinks to itself "Well...at least he's found someone he can relate to..." TBC? -- ***Saber means "to know."*** TRHQ: http://teamr.upnetwork.com saber@upnetwork.com "wah, wah, look at me, I'm Saber" -Sirius "i hate SP wizzes because they dont say mmmm donuts they say m donuts mdounts monuts monut monet monet classic." -GMA