From: The Carroll's
Subject: Re: [PW!] Pop the Question
Date: Wednesday, June 30, 1999 5:08 AM
Magic T. Dragon wrote:
>
> NinjaMecha wrote:
>
> > "Chu." Prime fell on his face. The Persian shrugged and walked away, looking
> > for something small and weak to eat.
>
> [OOC: LOLOL for the whole thing!]
>
> The voice on the other end of the line sounded sinister. "What's your
> favorite scary movie?"
>
> "My favoritsh shcary moviesh...The Pershian King!"
>
> "...uh...okay...answer this question and you don't die. What's unusual
> about Scar's claws?"
>
> "They're alwaysh partway out!"
>
> "...Rafiki's chant--"
>
> "Ashante shana shquash banana! We we nugu mi mi apana!"
>
> "Ah...forget this! You die at dawn tomorrow!"
>
> "And whysh be that..."
>
> "Because! You're supposed to be scared!"
>
> "I ish?"
>
> "To h*** with this! I'm gonna try that other lady down the street..."
>
> A click was followed by a dialtone. "Huh. Wonder what wash wrong with
> him..."
>
> She headed down the hall, but passed out halfway through.
>
> --Natasha V.
> Gaah! I have to go swimming now...
Booga stepped out of the Celadon Hospital hopefully for the last time
for at least a month. It was dark. He noticed something flying at him.
"Huh? What's that?" A stone hit him in the forehead, knocking
him out.
He woke up an hour later. Two boys ran off giggling while dropping a few
beer cans behind. A drunk Jigglypuff lay next to him. Booga noticed he
wasn't thirsty anymore.
"Oh, great. I get knocked out and then two boys force feed me
Beer
while I'm unconcious!" He noticed the drunk Jigglypuff.
"Uhhhh... *hic* Pokéball! Go!" He captured the drunk Jigglypuff
easily.
"I should name you... *hic* Jiggely Wiggely? *hic* I know! Puffball!" He
brought out the Jugglypuff. "Uhhgh... I *hic* guess this is *hic* the
part where *hic* I got in*hic*sane..." He stepped onto a box and started
singing with the Jigglypuff...
"I believe I can flyyyy! Until I got gunned down by the F.B.I.!
*hic* I
almost became the first flyyying bean... *hic* Then I got hit by a
liiimozene! I believe I can sooaar! But I keep hitting allthose open
doors... Oh! Look! I can fly!" He jumped off the box and landed on his
face. "Owwwieeeee... *hic* Eeeheeheeheeee..."
"Jiggly*hic*puff? Jigglypuff! *hic*" said Puffball. "
I need to go to bed... I'll get a hotel room! *hic*" He wandered off to
the hotel while running in to a few trash cans on the way. He ran into
what he thought was the hotel. Otaku was lying near it, but Booga was to
drunk to notice. He fell into a dumpster and
passed out. "Night night!" Puffball got used as a pillow...
TBC
--
Booga
PW Characters: Booga, Aaron
Why Jigglypuffs don't like thorns:
::Jigglypuff hopping through the woods.... And into a thorn::
Jiggly! Jiggly! Jiggly! Jiggly! KABOOM! ::Jigglypuff flies around untill
it deflates::
Pikachu: Pikabluuuu!
Misty: Aha! I am a Jedi! Voom!
Brock: Pikaaa! Pika pikachu!
Ash: Hey! Stay out of my Pokéweed!
AGNP Chat quote
Booga3000: Weedle!
Scythrscy: ::head explodes::
Scythrscy: ::attaches new head::