From: Spawn <nmvds@aol.computers> Subject: [PW!] "Rare Candy Man," the Musical Date: Sunday, June 20, 1999 12:25 PM Note: Ah, last time the message sent before I could add all the text. Here it is in it's entirety and spell checked: ***************** "Well, I finished analyzing that Rare Candy we got from Celadon City," Gil Bates told his henchmen Gordon Murray. "And what did you find?" Gordon asked. "I think we should go into the candy business," Gil explained. "It should be a great starting product for Pokesoft." "Is there a demand for that?" Gordon aske.d "Sure there is," Gil continued, "there's a whole lot of lazy trainers out there." "How good is your formula compared to the real stuff?" Gordon asked. "Well, I'm still working on it," Gil explained. "It currently has a 60% of causing cancer, but that's just a bug I'll iron out in the next update. I mean, how hard could it be? I'm gonna call the next version 'Rare Candy 99,' due sometime in late 2000." "Won't we lose money if we give a free update away?" "Who said it was free?" Bates laughed. "I"m charging big bucks for it." "So you're charging money for and update for a problem YOU created and that should never have been included in the first place?" Gordon asked. "Yep," said Bates. "Isn't that extortion?" Gordon asked. "That, my friend, is business," Bates laughed. "I'm still not convinced," Gordon said. "Perhaps I could sing you the praises of Rare Candy," Bates said as the lights suddenly dimmed and a spotlight focused on him. Bates suddenly grabbed a microphone. Gil Bates: Who can take Pokemon, make them grow real fast, Help them through each level, down to the very last. Rare Candy Man, Oh Rare Candy Man can. Rare Candy Man can 'cause he mixes it drugs, and he adds steroids.... Who can take Magikarp, help to make it grow... Cause its evolution is so very, very slow, Rare Candy Man, Oh Rare Candy Man can... Who can take a rainbow, wrap it in a sigh Rare Candy Man can 'cause he mixes it drugs, and he adds steroids.... (Everyone) Some people will complain that we have much lower stat gains, But the prospect is too inviting... It's so much simpler than fighting... The offer is real exciting... Gil: Oh, who can make it simplest, way you can succeed, You can take on the Elite Four, it's the fastest way to breed, Rare Candy Man... Oh Rare Candy Man can... Rare Candy Man can 'cause he mixes it drugs, and he adds steroids.... (Everyone) Some people will complain that we have much lower stat gains, But the prospect is too inviting... It's so much simpler than fighting... The offer is real exciting... Yeah, yeah, yeah Who can take the useless, help them to evolve, Just think of all the problems that rare candy will solve... Rare Candy Man... Oh Rare Candy Man can... Rare Candy Man can 'cause he mixes it drugs, and he adds steroids.... Rare Candy Man... Oh Rare Candy Man can... Rare Candy Man can 'cause he mixes it drugs, and he adds steroids.... -Spawn To reply, remove "puters" from the e-mail address.