From: A Rabid Primeape <saybre9205@aol.com.au> Subject: [PW!] [Storm+Savage] The strange thoughts of Eevee and Pidgeotto Date: Wednesday, June 30, 1999 4:42 AM Now with Primeape barely under control with Escape Ropes, Storm and Savage need to think about what to do now. "Alright Primeape, calmdown!" Savage slaps Primeape and it acts perfectly calm again. "How did you...?" Storm is amazed. "It took years of training before Primeape would obey, and now it finally does! Now, mind untying it before I make a noose just for you?" "Ok!" As Storm began untying Primeape, Pidgeotto and Eevee were talking.<translated from Pokése> Here the Pokémon speak: "Do you know where this is? I'm confused about this whole situation!" Eevee umm, sqeaked I guess. "I think we're in Viridian City! I'm not sure, because I can't read!" Eevee and Pidgeotto smile. "Of course not! Neither can I! Anyway, do you know who either of these two are? That big one acts like he's my master or something and I don't like it! I guess that littler one is your master right?" "Not really a 'master.' Storm is my friend! Please don't speak lowly of him like that." Pidgeotto umm, squaked I guess. "Ok! I really couldn't tell! There's really no way to tell how trainers are until they actually train you, know what I mean?" "Yeah! Except I think yours is the exception!" "Don't worry, I'm not going to do everything as he tells me to! If he ever sends me into battle, I'll attack him!" "Why do you hate him so much?" a now untied Primeape jumped into the conversation. "Because he's the best trainer in the world!" "Oh please! You mean that sorry excuse for an insane trainer is the best in the world? I've seen better in this forest!" Pidgeotto insults Primeape, which now has another vein looking like it's gonna burst(it's getting mad!). "What! How dare you! If our masters were battling, I'd beat you down to a bloody pulp in seconds!" "Oh yeah! Remember this, Donkey Kong! You're a fighting Pokémon! I'm a flying one! You wouldn't have a chance against me if you had a..." Storm call back Pidgeotto. "Haha!" Savage calls back Primeape, but keeps Eevee out. Back to normal! "So, what are you going to evolve your Eevee into?" "I'm not sure right now, but Professor Oak gave me three different stones to choose from!" "That's wicked! How about you let me see them?" "Hold on just a second.." Savage takes off the plate of armor on his back, revealing the backpack I've only mentioned in the WG! Savage started searching his backpack, but quickly realised only his stones were in it(big muscles=little if any brain). "Ah! Here they are!" "I hate to disappoint you, but those will have no effect on Eevee!" "What? I got ripped off! I'm gonna rip that stupid lab apart with my bear hands! You wanna go to Pallet for any reason?" "Well, I'm not really sure. Maybe I will, I'm just not sure right now!" TBC LATER