From: JSolano199
Subject: [PW!] Trent, you are F*CKED!!
Date: Sunday, June 13, 1999 10:06 PM
(When we last left Trent Retwin oh so long ago, he was trying to find his
reward money inside an office buidling while his employer/bounty's employees
were wondering what was going on...)
"Sir, are you alright in there?"
"Uh, just a minute!...Sandslash, found the key yet?"
"Slash!"
"Good!! Give it to me!"
Sandslash tossed him the keys. Because his clawed hands weren't exactly built
for throwing keys, the flew out the window.
"DAMMIT SANDSLASH!!!"
"SLASSSH!!!!!"
By now the crow outside was wondering about the Niodking and the guy on the
sidewalk. Now a key. They were as confused as a bunch of Texans asked to answer
an addition problem.
"Sand slash!!"
"I guess you're right. If I send Fearow to get the key I'll just waist time
and-"
"DON'T MOVE!!!"
The cops were here. The knocked the door open handcuffed Trent.
"What?! What'd I do?!"
"You're under arrest for the murder of...what was his name again?"
"I don't know!!"
"Well you're under arrest for murder! Smith, get his Sandslash!"
A younger looking cop approached Sandslash.
"Sandslash, Spinning Claw!!"
Sandslash jumped at Smith's face, spinning around with his arms outstretched,
slashing at his nose, chin and cheek. As he landed, another officer grabbed him
and cuffed him. Soon they were on their way...
Next:
Trent you are fucked AGAIN!!
or
The Woman Who Was a Man (Don't Ask)
Jose Luis Solano
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