From: JSolano199
Subject: [PW!] Trent, you are f*cked AGAIN!
Date: Wednesday, June 16, 1999 8:05 PM
Trent looked around his cell. Pretty plain. 2 bunks and a toilet. And some
guy.
"Watchya in for?"
"Huh? Oh I killed some guy. I'm still waiting for the trial."
"Well, I'm in for sittin' on a duck."
Trent noticed the guy was pretty fat and bald. Looked to be in his 40's.
"Sitting on a duck?"
"Yeah, it's illegal to kill Psyduck on Cinnibar. I woulda gotten away with it
if it hadn't used his confusion attack on me."
"Why did you try to sit on it?"
"Someone told me if I ate something through my ass I'd crap through my mouth.
Psyduck was the nearest thing, so I tried it."
"Why would you want shit in your mouth?"
"I never thought of it that way."
Trent wondered where Sandslash was...
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Sandslash was in a room filled with Pokeballs. Since they couldn't get him to
stay in one, he was merely cuffed and shackled.
(sorry it was short, but more later)
Jose Luis Solano
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Dark Lord of the Sith
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Official Member of the AFSH Stupid Brigade
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