From: Yosh1121 <yosh1121@aol.combustible> Subject: [PW!] Visiting Hours: Oz and Sandshrew Spend Quality Time Together Date: Tuesday, June 01, 1999 6:27 PM "Hey, Sandshrew. Where's Charmy?" [Still at the Pokécenter, apperantly he got poisoned so it's gonna take a while longer. He'll be alright, though.] "Ugh, not like I'm going anywhere soon, anyway. I made a deal with the doctor to stay here for a while, and in return he wouldn't turn me in. I don't like it very much, but I think he used one of those evil medical mental tricks with the morphine. Well, atleast I get this cool bedpan thingymabobber." [Great, so you're saying we're stuck here? Jeez, Oz...] "Hey, not like it's my fault some idiotic Team Rocket member decided to show up and be as idiotic as physically and/or mentally possible, whether either of the terms apply or not!" [Of course it's your fault, Oz! It always is!] "No it ain't!" [Yes it is!] "No it ain't! How is it my fault?" [You were somewhere near the vicinity of the incident! That's enough.] "Ghaa! Well, I do know it's _you're_ fault I'm not getting this thoroughly educational literary masterpiece processed into my cerebrum." [What literary masterpiece?] "An article on caffeine..." [Oh, lovely..] "...well, that and the fat removal ad in the next page..." [Uh.. no comment..] "Dude...she's got like a vacuum cleaner attached to her butt cheek. Cool!" [I'm sure if I had found any food this morning, I would barf it up, right now. I swear...] "Well, you could always take this vacuum cleaner here and recycle the fatty food off of your booty..." [Uhm, no.. I don't think so..] "Are you disgusted by the entirely natural phenomena of your own body?" [No, I'm disgusted with the thought of sticking something on my butt.. especially a vacuum.] "And yet, you came out of your mother's butt......I think...." [No.. not butt.. somewhere else.. and how the %$@^* did we get on this topic???] "Umm.... well, it all started with caffeine, and it just... went naturally from there." [Oy, vey...] "Let's talk about tummy tucks tomorrow, ne? Oh please, oh please, oh please?! [Oh no, oh no, oh no!] "Fine then.......how do you feel about silicon?" [ARRGH!!] "Sandshrew! Sandshrew, put the badpan down!! Put the bedpan down! Right now! Stop! Halt! Heel! EEEEEE!!!" TBC? ~~~~~ ...and so ends my first entirely dialogue, and very, very pointless PW! ^_^ Yosh ---------- Note: Beware the rabid Yosh.