Subject: [PW] When Charizard's get gas!!!!
Date: Sunday, June 27, 1999 11:58 AM
Tiki got out of the hospital at around 10 am the next day. The
first thing he decided to do was to get something to eat, because the
only thing he'd eaten in the last 18 hours was hospital sludge. After
some searching they found a great looking mexican restaurant. It was
called "Senor Ninetails: Spice of Life!!!". The gang walked in and got
a table. Tiki ordered a burrito with everything on it, Pipian and
Orion split a jumbo order of nachos. John got two hard shell tacos
with chicken and vegetables. And Jamie just got a salad. After a
little everyone's food came, they began to eat it up very quickly.
About halfway through the meal, Tiki dropped his back pack on the
ground he leaned over to pick it up and as he did so one of his
pokeballs fell to the ground.
Out of the Pokeball came Sinder who had finally recovered from his
injuries in Viridian and was tired of being in his pokeball. As soon
as he stood up he took a big wiff of the air, and his eyes lit up with
joy. His mouth dropped open and he began to pant as he saw a waiter
carry a big tray of bean burritos towards a table of hungry looking
people. Sinder walked up to the waiter and tapped him on the
shoulder. The man turned around and at the sight of the large
Charizard wet himself and then dropped the platter of burritos. Sinder
then picked it up and inhaled every last one of them. He thought they
"CHARIZARD CHAR CHAR (I WANT MORE)!!!!" He yelled. Tiki walked up
to him and tried to settle him down, but as he approched Sinder opened
up his mouth and let out a loud "BUURRRRRPPPPP!!!!!!" The flaming belch
incinerated Tiki with a stream of stinky fire.
After that Sinder turned around and saw a huge bowl of bean salad,
he promptly jumped on it and ate it all up. Then a group of waiters
snuck up behind Sinder with a net. Sinder replied by letting out a
firey fart of death, which not only emptied out the resteraunt but
caused the waiters to barf with disgust.
Next Sinder started eating everything in the resteraunt, after
some time of this Senor Ninetails himself came out. He looked like any
other Ninetails except he had a large Mexican Sombraro on. "Ninetails
Nine Nine tails??? (What is happening to my beautiful restaurant???)"
He asked in a strong Mexican accent.
"Hey I didn't know Pokemon could have foreign accents." John said.
Sinder whirled around to see the Mexican Ninetails, and yelled
"CHARIZARD CHAR IZARD IZ IZ (I WANT MORE FOOD NOWWWWW!!!!)!!!!" He
yelled. Not only was Senor Ninetails upset at what Sinder was doing to
his restaurant he thought that his breath smelled awful. So Senor
Ninetails decided to teach Sinder a lesson, Senor Ninetails opened up
his mouth and let out a flamethrower. Sinder retaliated and there
flames met halfway. Now this usually would have been a stand off but,
unfortunatly Senor Ninetails was no match for the Belching Behemoth.
Sinder's gaseous breath quickly pushed Senor Ninetails flame back at
him and Senor Ninetails was engulfed with stench and fire.
Tiki came too just in time to see Sinder fly out of the restaraunt
in search of more food. He and his compatriots ran after him, Tiki
tried callinbg Sinder back, but all he got was a fart full of flames in
After some time of Sinder enflaming other restaurants with fire,
the local Squirtle fire department showed up. After they had subdued
the flames they attempted to get Sinder out of commision. They all
launched a water gun at the same time at Sinder, however Sinder dodged
out of the way and returned fire with another resounding belch. Even
though the Squirtles were water types they were thourghly toasted and
Just then out of nowhere came a loud "NINETAILS NIEN TAILS TAILS
AIL NINE (ALRIGHT BELCHER BOY, LETS SEE HOW YOU LIKE A TASTE OF YOUR
OWN MEDICINE)!!!!!" Everyone looked in the direction of the yell to
see Senor Ninetails standing there with a huge platter of bean borritos
he quickly gobbled them up and then went running after Sinder. Senor
Ninetails stopped in front of where Sinder was flying turned around and
unleashed his own "FART OF DOOM!!!!!" It hit Sinder dead on he
plummeted to the ground, he recovered and unleashed a horrificlly
large belch that engulfed Senor Ninetails.
The battle of the farting furies went on for some time, but it
ended when John sent out his Weezing who unleashed a gas attack right
as the two fire pokemon belched some more fire out, they both hit the
gas and it exploded. The two fire pokemon went flying in opposite
directions. Sinder went flying right into John, causing John to fall
down, and then beofre he could get up he farted on John as well. After
that Tiki ran up and recalled the weakened Charizard. As fore Senor
Ninetails he went flying in the direction of Score, Score sure wasn't
going to miss this oppurtunity. He threw a pokeball at the gassed up
Ninetails and caught it with little difficulty.
After everyone settled down and the fires had been put out, all the
towns people that were at the scene of the fire looked over at Tiki,
who was holding Sinder's pokeball in his hand. Tiki sweat dropped,
"Uhhh he was really hungry." He replied, then turned and ran away from
the large group of angry residents.
TBC( Just felt like writing something amusing, Score if you don't want
Senor Ninetails feel free to give him to someone else.)
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