From: goola2u@aol.compostheap (Goola the Hutt) Subject: [PW!] And Team Rocket's Red Glare, the Tuffs Bursting in Air... Date: 05 Jul 1999 16:15:40 GMT (Sorry, this should have been done yesterday, but I didn't get the chance to. SSB is fun though, so... Anyways...) Dreadite awoke to a loud noise, and ran to the deck of the Zelbinion. There, he found Shard launching all manner of explosives into the air. "What the #!@#% are you doing?" he angrily asked the new recruit. "As an interactive fanfic, we're somewhat obligated to celebrate the holidays of the participants. Happy 4th of July!" cheered Shard. "It's the morning of the 5th, and what's so special about the 4th anyways?" asked an annoyed Dreadite, ignoring the ashen remains of a Spearow that had just fallen into the sea. "I was busy yesterday, and as for the 4th, it's when the United States became independent." explained Shard. "We don't LIVE in the USA," said Dreadite. "Well," said Shard, "as I said before, it's an 'interactive fanfic' thing. Besides, aren't the fireworks pretty?" "You're wastin our ammo," said Dreadite, who then ordered Shard to cease and decist, and went to have breakfast. TBC? Shard Fields, who felt we needed a holiday PW!