Subject: [PW!] Bad writing, Mewtwo mix, Mew mix, muscled rocket, weak boy, crying girl, naked girl, giovanni, teleport pads, what it called! Date: Sat, 3 Jul 1999 16:40:26 -0500 From: "Daitooryoo" <daitooryoo@worldnet.att.net> Organization: AT&T WorldNet Services Newsgroups: alt.games.nintendo.pokemon Note: I was told the Diet Coke bottle was a part of Rocket HQ, so it's here, if not replace Cerulean with the city near Rocket HQ! This one might be weird, stupid, badly made, who knows, I don't, it's all cause of this messed up Rocket who thinks he has "Mewtwo's power", Mew defeats him, Mew goes off, some other stuff, moment with Rayea, ya ya ya, faint friend, rayea gets a little over sentimental at the end..ya ya..in thre words, it's sorta okay! Oh and Alex uses too many psychic energy beams this time...ya ya ya Second Note- This Mew is against Team Rocket and wants to kill Mewtwo to be the most powerful pokemon ever. Third note- After this Alex is gonna be going around the world messing with Rockets, Seiya, and trying to find Mew or Mewtwo, Rayea and Patricia tag along for no reasons, big love triangle, ya ya ya, regular stuff, pokemon, magical powers, food, bad writing, you know the rest. Fourth note- Them damn security cameras, Giovanni shows up thanks to a teleport tile, looks at naked girl, stares at naked girl, laughs, hurts Alex a bit. Giovanni now hates Patricia, Alex, and Rayea, ya ya ya, enemies with Team Rocket, fluffy pokemon in later episodes, puffy pokemon, you know the rest, professor Oak, ya ya ya da. Fifth note: Amazing how I mess up Pokemon stuff, ahh but this anything goes Pokemon world except having legendary..ya ya ya......now forgive meeh if this sucks, what do you expect from meeh? -- Alex and Rayea, also known as Tomoe and Hotaru are about to escape from Team Rocket headquarters. They stand before a large red door with an "exit" sign right above it. "Rayea looked around cautiously, "C'mon, we gottta get out of here before any Rocket (s) see us". "I ain't gonna carry a fully developed naked girl on my back, handle a talking Growlithe, and make sure you're safe at the same time, I suggest we make her alive again", said Alex. "Okay, I'll try to heal her with this Hyper Potion, Asuka can lick her, and you use your healing ability", Rayea commanded. Asuka happily licked Patricia's feet, Alex emitted energy towards her naked body, while Rayea rubbed the purple liquid over her smooth young skin. "It's a shame a pretty girl like this has to suffer this fate, don't you think Alex", Rayea asked. "Yeah, I know, at least it's not you, I could never hurt you", replied Alex. Patricia soon got up, her vision was blurred, "I can't see help me walk", she asked Rayea. Rayea let her recline on her shoulders and hold her hand, while Alex started opening the huge red door. "I wish I could be like that with you Rayea", Alex sighed. "You'll get your turn some other day", Rayea answered. The huge red door squealed like a hurting Pikachu while being opened, Alex's eyes lit up, but came to horror again. Another room laid before them, this one more fancy than the previous one. A long red carpet ran down the middle of the room, Alex, Rayea, and Patricia walked down the carpet, a snapping noise was heard, a suited man appeared. "So Patricia we meet again, you look beautiful naked, such round breasts, oh, I see you are trying to escape, a traitor", the suited man said. Patricia tried to stand up alone, she could barely distinguish the figure, "Giovanni, forgive me, but your ways are wrong, I won't work for you anymore". Giovanni pulled out a remote control and swayed his arm to the left, "That's not up to you, you're mine forever". Alex pulled out his staff, "I may not like Patricia but she's not yours, she belongs to nobody". The stone on Alex's staff lit up in it's appropriate color, Alex pointed it at Giovanni, a beam of psychic energy flew towards Giovanni. "No no no, I don't think so", Giovanni pressed one of his buttons, the beam shot back at Alex and hit him in the shoulder. "Ow, arrgh, what the hell", shouted Alex. Giovanni chuckled, "Do what you want with Patricia, I don't have time for this junk shitheads vermin, I have work to do". Rayea was angered, "You the only shithead here". Giovanni looked mad, "Oh don't worry, I've arranged a playmate, meet Seiya- our new recruit, he's quite skilled and has just as many powers as you Alex, bye bye". Giovanni pressed another button on his remote, he stepped right and quickly disappeared. "So we meet for the first time, I'm Seiya, you girls can leave, you're too pretty to hurt, I want to fight with Alex only", said the muscled warrior. Patricia and Rayea ran off to the real exit and sat down near a tree, they started talking about the recent events. Seiya pulled out a silver sword and took off his shirt, "Pull out your weapon, let's fight, oh and take off your shirt". Alex pulled out his long silver staff with three colored stones embedded, he took off his robe and shirt, and growled at Seiya. Seiya flexed his pectorals, "You have a good body for a weakling, now prepare to witness my true power". Seiya glowed a dark red, his eyes turned pitch black, his hair flew up in a rage of wind, "Can you do that Alex, this is the power of Mewtwo, I met him once, I fought him, he killed all my pokemon, and tried to kill me, if it wasn't for Mew, my body is filled with Mewtwo's blood and my sword with Mewtwo's power". Alex's eyes opened wide, "How did you do that, I want to know". Seiya silently laughed, "Why know if you'll die either way, let's fight". "You're not the only one with extra power, I got something up my sleeve too", Alex's eyes glowed a bright neon blue, a green mist surrounded his body. "Hmph, that extra power boost is pitiful human energy, you must have more than one soul, Seiya chuckled. Alex nodded, "Yeah, your fighting with two souls, mine and a trendy gay loser's soul, multiple personality you could say". Seiya ran in Alex's path, he jumped up smashing his sword against Alex's staff. Metal against metal, sparks flying, the sounds of clanking metal filled the ears of both opponents. "Will you give up Alex and swear loyalty to Team Rocket", asked Seiya. "Never, I won't resign till I lose this battle", Alex answered leaping back about 15 feet of distance. Alex's staff glowed, he pointed it at Seiya, a barrage of mental energy spread upon Seiya, Seiya was stunned for a moment, "You are quite strong for a wimpy human, let me show you real psychic power". Seiya's eyes focused on Alex, his body glowed a dark red. Slammed against a wall, Alex groaned in pain. The dark red of Seiya's eyes turned a bright pink, his body shifted to Alex's point of suffering. Seiya lifted up his sword and brought it upon his chest only to scar him but not puncture Alex's skin. "Ahh, goddess damn", Alex shouted in pain. Alex got up in a fighting stance, he brought upon Seiya an onslaught of blows. "You have a strong will Alex, why not join us, we'll make the perfect team", laughed Seiya. "Never, I'll never join you", Alex slammed his staff in Seiya's crotch. Seiya got mad, his eyes glowed even stronger, Seiya tackled Alex and put his sword against his neck, "You can't stop me, I have the power of Mewtwo, what's that, I feel it, what saved me, it can't be". A pink cat appeared at the other end of the room, "Myuu", the cat shot a long beam of energy towards Seiya. "Ahhh, god, Mewtwo, why am I suffering", Seiya muttered in his suffering. The pink cat stood in a comical way, "Don't flatter your self, Mewtwo has power a hundred times greater than yours Seiya, is this what I saved you for, so you could do evil with the Rocket group, I should have killed you a long time ago". Seiya got up screaming at Mew, "I could always defeat you". "If you can defeat Alex I will let you take shot at me", Mew brought a field of energy around Alex healing and revitalizing him. Alex rushed at Seiya and gave him all the damage he could deal, Alex leaped back again and shot another barrage of mental energy, "Got Mewtwo". Alex questioned. Seiya shifted back to the end of the room, and disappeared screaming profanity. "What is your name little one", Alex asked the pink cat. "I am Mew, you have gotten your self into a big struggle now, Mewtwo is perhaps the most powerful creature in this world, and Team Rocket is quite strong, I've fought with them for years, and I can't kill any of them, so many people hav e searched for meeh", Mew disappeared in the midst of the bright lights of the room. Alex sat on the floor wondering, he screamed "Damn", Alex started screaming profanity and got up. Meanwhile outside Rayea and Patricia were talking, "I'm sad, you left me alone all this time, that's why I joined Team Rocket, because I was alone", Patricia sadly spoke. "It's not my fault, it was all so sudden, he asked me to battle, then without notice we started traveling together, I bet it was cause I felt pity for him, his girlfriend died", Rayea tried to comfort her. Patricia brushed her hair out of her eyes, "Answer me the truth, how do you feel about him, be honest". Rayea's face looked strange, "I don't know, I've never thought about out relationship and where it is, we're always traveling, fighting, adventuring, he's let me learn me a lot, he's learned some stuff from me, I don't know, I'll get back to that later". Out of nowhere a group of Rocket thugs came out demanding for surrender, Rayea pulled out two pokeballs and commanded Vulpix to start fighting. A Pikachu jumped out of the first ball, it quickly started shocking most of the thugs. Vulpix spit flames at the thugs, he burnt most of the flames off their heads. Out of the second ball a Blastoise leaped out, it's high pressure water cannons sent all the thugs against the foliage. Rayea jumped up and down, hearing fanfare in her mind, reminiscent of a Final Fantasy game, Patricia looked scared at the way Rayea was acting. Suddenly, one remaining Rocket thug grabbed Patricia, "Your pokemon or else, she dies". Rayea let her three pokemon cover her, "Can you handle some pain Patricia", Rayea asked. "I can handle it Rayea, let him have it", Patricia replied. "Let em' have it guys", Rayea commanded. A mix of water, fire, and electricity sent the Rocket to death, Patricia fainted, she would have died if it wasn't for the human shield the Rocket was. "Patricia, don't die", Rayea cried. Alex quickly heard Rayea's crying, he ran to the spot where she was and put his arm around her, "What's wrong Rayea". Rayea buried her face in Alex's robe, he put both arms around her now, "I made Patricia faint, I feel so bad Alex, what do I do". Alex softly glided his hand down her hair and her back, "It's not your fault, if you didn't kill that Rocket thug, you would have lost your pokemon and Patricia, don't feel bad". Patricia trembled seizure like and opened an eye seeing Rayea close to Alex, a tear ran down her eye, she started shaking and squealing. The smile Rayea had developed from Alex's comforting soon turned into a face of fear once she saw what Patricia was going through. "There is no other way Rayea", Alex shot a beam of energy at Patricia, making her unconscious. Rayea gasped, "Why'd you do that", she cried a bit too. Alex looked her straight in the eye, "If I would have let her proceed the seizure she could have choked and died instantly, we can get her better at a hospital". Rayea smiled and held Alex's hand, "Why did you do it, cause you care about my friend". Alex once again looked her in the eye, "Any friend of yours is a friend of mine, I did it for you, so you wouldn't cry about a dead friend". Rayea smiled even more, "Thanks Alex, you're sweet, but right now we have to get her to medical attention, we can have time to ourselves when she's in the hospital". Alex lifted up Patricia, Rayea helped Alex with his staff, she smiled while holding it, feeling Alex's spiritual energy run through it. Now they walked towards Cerulean city hoping to find a cure for Patricia and time to talk about the recent event. "I want to eat too", Rayea shouted.