Subject: [PW!] [SVG] Battle! Date: 09 Jul 1999 09:50:10 GMT From: saybre9205@aol.complicated (Everybodys Worst Nightmare) Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com Newsgroups: alt.games.nintendo.pokemon Prviously, Savage was heading through Viridan Forest(forgot why!). A bug catcher stopped him really quickly for a battle. The bug catcher used Beedrill and Savage used Primeape. After exchanging a few blows, the Beedrill used Toxic on Primeape. I seemed to have no effect, but Primeape was unconscious after the battle(even though it won). During the battle, Primeape ripped off one of Beedrill's stingers. Since the bug catcher didn't have any money, he offered Savage the injured Beedrill instead. Savage quickly got his Poké Ball launcher out and captured Beedrill. Since the way to Viridian City was blocked off, Savage had to go to Pewter City and heal his Primeape and new Beedrill there. And so the story continues! After nearly an hour of running through a maze-like forest, Savage came to a sign. "What's this?" Savage read the sign and it said: LEAVING VIRIDIAN FOREST PEWTER CITY AHEAD "Finally!" Savage started running even harder and came upon a building blocking the way out. "I guess I'll have to go through there. This doesn't make any sense!" Savage proceeded to run through the building, knocking down a few people inside! "Outta the way!" One trainer clad in black robes apparently had a temper equally as much as Savage! That trainer got back up and threw a Poké Ball in front of Savage, just about to exit the building. "What the..." A giant Pokémon suddenly blocked Savage's path! It was none other than "...A Snorlax! Gotta get it out of my way! Go Prim...No! I've got to move it myself!" Savage started pushing Snorlax as hard as he could, but it was barely moving. "This isn't going to work!" Savage got out his Poké Ball launcher, and grabbed the Poké Ball Snorlax's owner threw. "Lock-n-load!" Savage put it into the launcher and successfully captured Snorlax! "That's mine you wannabe rocket!" Savage payed no attention to the trainer and ran out the door. "Route 2 again? I'm back where I started!" The trainer Savage stole from caught up with him. "Not so! You're almost to Pewter and this is another section of Route 2. Now, give me back my Snorlax or I'll-HEY!" Savage started running towards Pewter again, with the angry trainer "in tow." Savage stopped all of a sudden, with Pewter on the horizon. "I can't go any farther now! I've gotta rest!" Savage sat down. "Where were you going with my Snorlax?" "To Pewter City. My Primeape and Beedrill urgently need to be healed!" The weird trainer almost interrupted Savage. "Let me see there Poké Balls. I can heal them!" Savage was almost laughing. "Oh please! Do you think I'm stupid? I wouldn't trust someone dressed like that if my life depended on it!" "It does! Team Rocket is currently planning a big heist in Pewter City! I was able to overhear their orders and they said to kill anyone of anything that got in their way!" "What? How'd you no this? And how are you supposed to heal my Pokémon?" "Simple." The trainer took off the robes and Savage was amazed. The trainer looked even weirder without the robes hiding her looks. She had hair just like all the joys, a white Team Rocket uniform, and strange devices around the hands. "You're a rocket! No wonder you knew! But you're also Nurse Joy? How can this be?" "You'll find out soon enough!" The trainer sprinkled some strange orange dust on Savage. "What are you trying to do? If this stuff is supposed to make me sleep, it's not work..." Savage quickly fell asleep. "It's not working? Sure coulda fooled me!" <fades out, then back in> "Where am I? What happened to my armor? Where's my Pokémon!" "Calm down! I have them! They're just fine! I also disarmed you. I don't trust someone as big as you with weapons!" the Joy-ish trainer spoke. "If you did anything to hurt them, I'll give you liver and onions with your own liver!" "I told you they're fine! Now calm down and be quiet. If the rockets hear you, they'll come and kill us both!" Savage instantly calmed down. Suddenly, there was a lot of gunfire. "What's happening! If my Pokémon are out there, I'll-" Savage was interrupted by a rocket. "You'll die!" "No!" the nameless trainer shoved down the rocket just as he managed to get off a shot. "Are you ok?" the nameless trainer asked. "Just a bit of rugburn is all..." Savage turned his head to reveal a mark where the bullet barely scraped against his head, ripping off some hair. "That's one freaky hairdo!" Another rocket stormed into the odd room. "Time to get some BBQ!" That rocket had a flamethrower! "This isn't good!" Savage jumped as a ball of fire almost fried him. Savage landed on the ground and noticed his armor. "This time you're Kentucky-Fried crap!" The rocket shot at Savage again, but Savage quickly picked up his armor and blocked the flames from touching him. "No! But you're a rocket-sicle!" Savage noticed his shotgun in the armor and shot it. BOOM! Instead of freezing things, the gun shot out fire! "No! I forgot about the liquid Nitrogen being flammable! This sucks!" TBC! No sig necessary...