From: Regulus <MiraiNoHikage@hotmail.com> Subject: Re: [pw] Bob Basterd [REPOST] [MST] Date: Tuesday, July 20, 1999 9:38 AM Cat-Gonk wrote: > > Meeh! Meeh meeh Mon, 19 Jul 1999 01:06:16 -0500, caheeh meeh meeh > Regulus <MiraiNoHikage@hotmail.com> meeh caheeh! > > >Cat-Gonk wrote: > >> > >> Meeh! Meeh meeh Sat, 17 Jul 1999 22:54:43 -0400, caheeh meeh meeh > >> "Andrew w. Ashe" <aashe@witness.com> meeh caheeh! > >> > >> >my name is bob basterd im 15 years old have a father whos a professer > >> >im a good looking guy woman love me but iv never work for anything in my > >> >life thats why im going to be a traner. > >> > >> (snip) > >> > >> I claim the first MST! > > > >Too late, I already did one ;p > > > >Did that thing NEVER show up? O.o > > I'm not sure, don't think I saw it... > > Cat-Gonk. > ---------------------------- > Do you believe in Goddish? > > Azure Heights Theorist Prime. > http://www.geocities.com/~korelano/ > > Keeper of the Wigglytech. > http://yoda.pagehub.com -GOT WIGGLY? > > Host of "Sunday Night with Cat-Gonk". > http://members.xoom.com/pokezine/ > > (This space for rent) Ladies and gentlemen....this story is the stuff that sewage is made of. Akai, Cecilia, and Dreadite walk into the theater and sit down, in that order. Dread: So...why am I here? Cecy: Comedy relief. Dread: oh, well that's ....heyyyy! >slawkikond wrote: Akai: Slawki...now what the hell is THAT? Dread: Gibberish. > > my name is Bob Basterd All: O.o; Cecy: Well -this- should be fun... >im 15 years old i live in Akai: ...a state of perpetual confusion. Dread: First person perspective! Ahhh, kill it! > shady town have a > father whos a professer Cecy: Oooo-kayfine. Someone translate this. Akai: He's from a town with a lot of shade...and his father is a prof. I think. > hes name is howerd firstine Dread: Does Bob have a scratchy voice too? > im a good looking > guy woman Dread: What the hell is a guy woman?! > love me Dread: NO! Akai: Dread-chan, calm down! Dread: But...but he.... Cecy: Shhhh...it'll allll be over soon. > but iv never work for anything in my life Akai: Why doesn't this little factoid surprise me? > thats why im > going to be a traner. All: Of COURSE! Cecy: He slacks off and does nothing, so he's going to train pokemon! Dread: He'll probably quit after an hour and make his butler raise 'em. > > I was at home my father yelled from the other room Cecy: <Father> Boy! What'd you do with my crack pipe?! Dread: It WOULD explain this writing. > ahhh haaa iv done it. > Akai: <Father> In front of my son, no less! Dread: Erk....please, I don't need that image! > i ran in there he show it to me Cecy: <Bob> Dad, it's so SMALL! And dammit, I've inherited that quality! > it was a pokeball "i said yaaa whats ta Akai: '...taking over the world'? Cecy: '...talentless hacks trying to write for'? Dread:'...A braindead asshole like me living for'? Akai: Hey, that doesn't work! Dread: Oh it works...believe me...it works. > big deal" he look at me and said. Akai: <Father> "I have no son!" Cecy: If I were his father, I'd disown him too. > son this is a master ball All: *giggle* > it will capture any pokemon. really wow thats > great I said. > he gave it to me Dread: GAH! Bad mental image, bad mental image! *clutches his head* > well i went out in a hunt for a pokemon i looked for 1 > hole Dread: He had quite a few slap marks on his face after THAT little test, I'm betting. Akai: Jeez....I can't believe you said that! ....*I* wanted to! > year for a pokemon i liked and i found it a mew. Dread: FAQ violation. *Pulls out a bazooka* Akai: Gah! Put that thing away! Cecy: Yeah, chill. We'll write him a death post and kick his ass out into the rain! > go pokeball yaaa i > > got mew i kick the ground Cecy: "Aww, dammit, it crapped on my shoes!" > (like luigi on smash brothers) yaaa Cecy: What the frag is he 'yaaaaa'ing so much about?! Akai: Tourette's acting up? > there was this guy he asked me what > to trade that mew. I said well what do you have. he said i have a magic > karp. Dread: Lesse, spelling everything wrong, getting Mew, writing in 1st person....I could go on for hours. > (me not knowing anything about pokemon) Cecy: He said more there than we ever could. > i said wow is it magic. he > Akai: ...laughed his ass off and called me names. > said yep it is i just cought it and > it to strong for me. but a guy like you could handle it. Dread: With the type of father HE has...wouldn't surprise me. >yes i thought > to myself i do have a way with pokemon. ok ill trade i said. i got a > magic karp (ground kick). Akai: "Dammit, this one crapped on my shoes too!" Cecy: Must be trying to tell him something. Dread: "What? Bob's trapped down a well, boy? Woohoo!" > he said heres > some gold pokeballs and a hat with a feather in it (like a pimp would > wear) Akai: Pimp Daddy Basterd. Cecy: He's got Jynx' working street corners in Cerulean. Dread: Ick... > ohhh and heres some tm Akai: BS. Cecy: No. 'TM'. Akai: Huh? Oh, I wasn't talking about that. > i have ice beam hyper beam Dread: ...water beam, mega beam, light beam, beam beam... > and payday thanks i > replyed he said what to have a battle i said shure veary smuge Akai: Kuno? > i got a > gold ball of my belt go magic karp > (karp karp) thinking to myself Dread: "God, I'm smooth!" Akai: "I'm a manly man!" Cecy: "I wonder if it's good in bed." All: .....*shudder* >thats it hummm what moves dose it have > (rummage) aww > my poke'dex it siad magic karp 1st move is tackle. Dread: *pulling out a pad of paper and a pencil and writes* Doesn't..know...pokemon....moves. There. > well ok im ready who > do you choice I say. I choice mew go mew Akai: See Mew. Cecy: See Mew go. Dread: Go, Mew, go. > and than kooo poooow the > pokeball blow up taking off hes hand. All: O.O; Dread: So....he was so stupid he couldn't tell a pokeball from a hand grenade? > mew did somthing to my magic karp Akai: "...then it crapped on my shoes again! DAMMIT!" > knocking it out. and ran away. he said here take this elixer it will > help some. i took it home Dread: "...and got mighty drunk!" >the elixir help some but he was still knocked > out. > > next day i wake up to karp karp magic karp yaaa Akai: So....he DID sleep with it. Dread: *writing more* Cecy: What now? Dread: Pokephile. *jots* Akai: Ahh. > hes better he was like > new . > my father called me down Akai: Always going down, this one. Cecy: Akai! Akai: What?! He is! > he said iv made a drink that can evovle a > pokemon Dread: *jots more* 'Pulling stuff out of his ass....' > ok ill try it aww it did not work Akai: Probably because you're supposed to USE IT ON YOUR POKEMON, you stupid little sod! > dad just then magic karp did not look > to good Cecy: "If it craps on my shoes I'm gonna be mad, son." > awww it just when cookcoo garp garp magic garp gyrados (gyrados?) > what Cecy: Good question. > a Akai: *singing* b, c, d.... > gyrados magic karp he evovle into gyrados i got gyrados wow this stuff Dread: Seeing how many times he can avoid using punctuation marks, and how many times he can prattle one pokemon's name off... > great i > said make some more ill be back with another pokemon come back gyrados > he when into his pokeball (ground kick) Akai: "Get new pokemon. Let it crap on your shoes. Repeat." Cecy: Although with a Gyarados, he's probably covered in it. >well out in the woods bye my > home i found > a rattata well humm why not i thought. go gyrados. gyrados tackle. Dread: Gyarados go boom. >the > rattata yelped in pain. gyrados bite. go pokeball. i got a rattata > (ground kick). Akai: SEE! It was already in his pokeball and it still manages to shit on him! > > i took it back to my dad he gave it the drink but it did not work all > that happen was now my rattata said RA-TTA-TA hummm thats a problem well > > i got my pimp hat from my backpack put it on my rattata and i called him > > RA-TTA-TA DA PIMP Dread: This is so wrong... > he follwed me around so i did not bother putting him > in a poke ball well with my 2 new pokemon i when off to start getting my > > badges. Cecy: "Badges? What badges? We dun need no stinking BADGES!" > > "I was a child born out of weddlock they change my name to basterd whin > i was 6" > -How I got my name Akai: Well there's your faulty logic. > > Aim: vullpix32 Dread: Noted. Thanks for giving me a place to ....'talk'....to you. *evil chuckle* Akai: Let's get out of here. Cecy: I'm with you. That was horrid. Dread: He doesn't deserve another chance. Ugh. All three get up and run from the theater. -- Reg *chuckle*