From: "Insanellama" <insanellama316@yahoo.com> Subject: Chaoticllama Dodge City continues. Date: Tue, 6 Jul 1999 13:52:54 -0500 Chaoticllama collected the large amount of cash from the table. He wasn't going to overlook anything, but money was nice to have around to trade. Chaoticllama left, and went to the jail. Right after he left, in stumbled a very drunk acting hypno, with chaps on, who was smoking a cigar. The hypno stumbled over to the bar. The hypno pointed at a bottle of the local hooch. Doc slapped him across the face, and said "You've had enough." The hypno's eyes started spinning, but doc put on dark glasses. "You're poke-mind tricks won't work on me pal." Doc placed the tip of his middle finger on its forhead, and pushed ever so slightly. The Hypno fainted, and fell over backwards. Just then chaoticllama returned from the jail. He took out a pokeball with a picture of hand cuffs on it. He threw it at Hypno, and Hypno was caught. Chaoticllama then sent it to the jail computer to sober up. Chaoticllama had never heard of these "long-arm-of-the-law-pokeballs" before. They caught any pokemon, no matter what level or weakness, so long as the pokemon had done something to break the law, or needed protection from itself or others. However, after the pokemon had served its time, it would be automatically released. A man jumped up, "HEY , U CAN'T DO THAT, he runs with the Psy-boys. It's a pokemon only gang. They're gonna be all over you for that one." Chaoticllama smiled at the man, took out a pair of handcuffs, and walked over. He drew his pistol, "Hand's behind your back, you're goin to jail for a few days." The man complied, but shouted, "ON WHAT CHARGE!?!?" Chaoticllama annoyed at this point said, "Threatening an officer, and being a sight that creates sore eyes. Downwind of you should be registered as a disaster area pal." Chaoticllama cuffed him, and took him to jail. He tied the man's cuffs to one of the bars on the window while he changed the locks on the two cells. Then he untied him, removed the cuffs, and put him into a cell. Chaoticllama set down at the desk with a very accurate drill, and cutting torch. He took out the colt .45 fully automatic, and set to work repairing it. TBC