From: "Insanellama" <insanellama316@yahoo.com> Subject: [PW!] Chaoticllama looses claire Date: Mon, 5 Jul 1999 17:20:17 -0500 They were riding along peacefully, when someone jumped out of the wood work. The person had a flame thrower. Chaoticllama had his pistol up out of reflex before the man had even had time to regain his balance. The man fired the flame thrower at the pistol. It melted the end of the barrel. "Your mother wears combat boots" said the man. "HEY DON'T U TALK ABOUT WOMEN IN THE ARMED FORCES YOU SORRY EXCUSE FOR POND SCUM!!!" Chaoticllama was fuming mad, if he had had something to drink that morning, steam would surely have been shooting from his ears. The man looked a little stunned. He fired the flamethrower at Chaoticllama's pistol. It fused the end of the barrel. Chaoticllama threw down the pistol, and came up with an oozie. "HEY YOU SCUMSUCKER, MY MA GAVE ME THAT PISTOL FOR MY FIRST BIRTHDAY!!!!" Midway through the sentence, he let a spray of bullets impale the man's skull. Chaoticllama picked up the mutilated pistol. "Well, time for a re-drill" he thought to himself. He knew he would probably have to fire 4000 rounds to get it sited properly again. Claire and Chaoticllama tore off west straight for pallet town. There was a very steep canyon off to their left only a few feet. They had been riding for half an hour when a team rocket member jumped out of the brush to their right. He waited for them to come to a complete stop before shooting Claire three times in the head. Once again Chaoticllama was FUMING. "Phonecall for you" the man said handing Chaoticllama a comling. Giovanni's face coallesced on the screen. He cut off Chaoticllama's shout of rage, "She wore out her usefullness, besides, she was DISTRACTING YOU!" Chaoticllama smiled sarcastically at the screen, drew his oozie, and promptly unloaded the magazine into it. He threw what was left of it on the ground. In the man's ear comlink giovanni said "Kill him." The man lunged at chaoticllam and shoved him off the edge of the cliff. He heard a fading scream cut off by a dull thud. "Mission accomplished" he told giovanni. Chaoticllama dusted himself off. He'd heard of a place called Dodge City west of Pallet Town. He would go there to prepare for his revenge. [NC] Disclaimer : Chaoticllama's survival in no way reflects omnipotence. The way he survived will be made clear sometime after the Doomsday Saga, which icy is instigating.