Subject: [PW!] GET THAT EEVEE!
Date: Sun, 11 Jul 1999 08:42:38 -0500
From: "Pipian"
Organization: MindSpring Enterprises
Newsgroups: alt.games.nintendo.pokemon
Bonnie and Clyde happened to land behind the Pokémon Gym and decided to
look for the Eevee. At the same time, Bonnie contacted Giovanni.
"Boss, We failed to capture Orion, but the Eevee was not with them.
They had some sort of freakish monster helping them."
"OK, then. You did not fail yet. Are you looking for the Eevee?"
"Yes, sir."
"I will send you a restraining machine for that monster. I heard that
he had escaped a hospital in Saffron. It will be availible at the Game
Corner in about an hour. Talk to the gold-selling man and tell him 'Olly
Wolly, Polly Woggy, Ump Bump Fizz.'"
"OK, Sir. Over and out."
Just then, Clyde saw the Eevee with another trainer. They jumped out in
front and said:
"Prepare for trouble and make it double!"
"To avenge the world with devestation!" said Bonnie.
"To destroy all peoples in every nation!" said Clyde.
"To take revenge on truth and love!"
"To take the earth and the stars above!"
"Bonnie!"
"Clyde!"
"Team Rocket, Blast off at the speed of light!"
"Do what we want or you will lose the fight!"
"That's right!"
"Char- IZARD!"
Tiki clapped her hands.
"You're clapping?" asked Bonnie. "Why?"
"I like your motto better than Jessie and James's!"
"Thank you, but now you must hand over the Eevee!"
"Or you will have to fight us." said Clyde.
"They will surely lose." thought Clyde.
"Yes." thought Bonnie.
"Fine," said Tiki, "We choose to fight."
"OK... Go Charizard, Omastar, Aerodactyl!" said Bonnie.
"Go Blastoise, Kabutops, Gyarados!" said Clyde.
TBC?
Pipian
BTW: It seems as if the writer for Clyde has disappeared. Would someone be
interested in take Clyde's character?
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