From: Roberto Perez-Vila <RobfromVoid@prodigy.net> Subject: [PW!] He Who Performs and Runs Away... Date: Thursday, July 29, 1999 1:32 PM Mushboom wrote: > "Oh, hi Bozo." The Mr.Mime waved and watched TV with Darius. > Slowly > Darius got sleepy and drifted off to sleep in front of the > television. He > fell back and hit the ground with a thud, Bozo looked at him and > yawned as > well. He stretched out besided Darius and dozed off as well. Marvin changes the channel on the television when Darius falls asleep, "I'm sure he won't mind!" Xerox, the purple Ditto, looks up from her novel, 'Old Growler', and looks worried, "Master, I detect a high level of psychic energy in the area. I suggest we leave Celadon City, so that we don't get caught in a conflict between two or more powerful psychics." "Are you sure the psychic energy isn't coming from the sleeping clown?" Marvin asks. Xerox glances over at Bozo and Darius, "No, and it is not coming from the Mr. Mime, either." "Hey! That's my kind of joke!" Marvin complains with a sweatdrop. Xerox shudders, "Yes, I know. I must be absorbing some of your characteristics. After all, I am a Ditto." Marvin chuckles and shakes his head at Xerox, "So you think we should leave? Okay, let's go to... Vermilion City! If no one's there, we can enjoy the beaches and maybe go on a cruise. So let's get truckin', Xerox!" "I was hoping my sister could pull the caravan for a change. I set up the illusion this morning, so it is her turn to be useful." Xerox glances over at Famifax, the pink Ditto that is her sister. Famifax transforms into a Jigglypuff, just to inflate and angrily say, "PUFF!!! Sis you know that I totally help with Marvy's trick today so's iss you turn to help by pull cawovan! Thassright!" "Yes, but you consider that 'chore' as entertainment." Xerox argues, facing off with Famifax. Famifax shakes her head, which is pretty much her entire body since she's a Jigglypuff, "Nuh uh! Thass totally work juss like any otha work! Like pulling cawovan! Iss you turn to pull! Sothere!" Marvin throws his top hat between the Ditto Sisters to stop their arguing, "Famifax, I choose you to pull the caravan, since Xerox has been pulling it since Cerulean City. Xerox, what should we do about Rip Van Darius?" "I'm sure he wouldn't appreciate being dragged to Vermilion City." Xerox contemplates while walking over towards the sleeping human next to the sleeping Mr. Mime, "Let's toss him overboard and hope the psychics don't tear him apart." Moments later, after removing the clothes he tried on behind the clothing racks, Darius is gently placed on the streets of Celadon City, with a pillow and some blue bedsheets. Famifax leaves the caravan, only to transform into a Rapidash. She heads to the front, and begins pulling the caravan eastward. Inside the now moving caravan, Marvin is staring at the snot bubble that Bozo, the sleeping Mr. Mime, has coming out of his mouth. Marvin makes an observation, "Since he has no nose, his mouth must act like one... Ewwwww!" Silence. No comments from the peanut gallery. Xerox is off in the corner, trying to read. "I miss Famifax already!" Marvin whines and goes back to his green bean bag chair to mope. -Marvin