From: Daitooryoo <daitooryoo@worldnet.att.net> Subject: [PW!] Here she comes: the big, the bad, the pink! Date: Tuesday, July 27, 1999 10:07 AM Note- Pokespeak translated Dai, a lost soul wandering in the midst of an established world, in the hopes of finding his destiny he starts to travel outside of the Safari Zone. His problems include misidentify, psychological problems, and the lack of resources. With Pidgeot and Eevee at his side, and Dragonair contained in his one and only pokeball, Dai hopes to find something in life and who will join him in the process. The sky of the Safari Zone is still the usual orange purple variations seen, Pidgey and Spearow flocks flying over head, and the rodent kind of pokemon scampering among the green grasses. Among the grass Gloom and Tangela are easily noticed. To the front a long road can be seen, but this time something not seen usually is walking the opposite way, a pink round oval shaped figure is seen as Dai walks on. "If that's a human, it's a pretty fat human", Dai thought. Dai and the pink one walked their way, they soon passed each other. "Chan, I can't believe that trainer didn't try to catch me, doesn't he know I'm so so rare", Chansey thought. As Dai walked on, the Chansey followed him as fast as he could. "Chan, Chan, Chan", Chansey cried. "Must be some Chansey from the Safari Zone near by", Dai told Pidgeot. The Chansey soon jumped over Dai, popping up in front of Dai, "Don't you know I'm rare, capture me, capture me". Dai shrugged, "But I don't want to capture you, I don't need a pokemon". Chansey got mad, he double slapped Dai till he started crying, "You do want to capture me, I'm not a common Pokemon, I'm a Chansey, you need a rare find like me, it's not everyday that a rare pokemon just passes by you", Chansey once again slapped Dai. Dai, for the first time ever, revealed the hidden dagger attached to his choker, "Don't make me use this, I don't want to capture you, I don't need you, and I don't want to get my dagger all dirty with marshmallow gunk", Dai lifted it up the dagger for the pink fat pokemon to see. "That may be a sharp weapon, but I'm not fat, and I'm useful, let me battle one of your pokemon, and see how strong and useful I am", Chansey acquired. Dai took out his only pokeball, "Let's see how useful you are, and I might take you". The Chansey jumped back and put her dukes up, Dai opened his pokeball, his most powerful pokemon-Dragonair appeared in full length. "Okay, Dragonair, do your Thunderbolt with Wrap combo", Dai commanded. Dragonair hovered above the Chansey, quickly wrapping his long body around her. Chansey laughed and suddenly became smaller, leaving Dragonair wrapping thin air. The pink pokemon brought her whole body upon Dragonair, Dragonair moaned and let go a burst of thunder, sending the Chansey leaping to the air. Dragon air flew back to Dai's side as Chansey jumped back again. The eyes of the Chansey started glowing, a pink aura surrounded her plump body, "Hee hee", she laughed. Dai stepped back, "Dragonair, use Dragon Rage", Dragonair started to whip, wrap, burn, and shock Chansey with all his attacks, until Dragonair grew tired. "Chan Chan Chan, you stupid little boy", Chansey inflated her chest and let go a barrage of pink energy at Dragonair, she continued laughing as Dragonair fell to the ground, beaten by a pink fluff of feminine poke evil. "Damn, I can't believe I lost, Chansey is useful, god", Dai yelled at the sky. "Hee hee, I told you, now throw a pokeball at me and catch me", Chansey giggled. Dai laughed, "I don't have a pokeball, I won't have to have you puffy", he took out his dagger, holding up to the sun above. Chansey got made again, her chest grew a bright red, "Now I'm mad, I'm going to use doubleslap again", she dashed to Dai's spot on the road and attempted to slap him, till she found out Dai's long dagger was already upside her throat. "Heh heh, die you evil little girl", Dai kept on slashing at the Chansey until he grew tired also. Dragonair went back inside his pokeball, and Dai started walking again, "I've always hated marshmallows", Dai chuckled. The Chansey died for one reason, being annoying, remember that being annoying can get you in trouble, it happened to her, it could happen to you. -- This PW! in Dima's name, dedicated to him. Hint hint, the last sentences, find the relationship between them and Dima. -------------------- Alejandro Del Bosque a.k.a Alex Cazares AIM: Tamahome85 daitooryoo@worldnet.att.net --------------------