From: Insanellama <insanellama316@yahoo.com> Subject: [PW!] Insanellama and Chaoticllama walk around pewter. Date: Monday, July 26, 1999 12:53 PM Insanellama and Chaoticllama walked out of the pokecenter, and into the streets. A kid in shorts with a pikachu beside him came over. "I challenge you to a pokemon match!" he said. Insanellama gave him a mock smile. "Go challenge someone else." and kept walking. "PIKACHU THUNDERSHOCK HIM NOW!" Insanellama grimaced, well, here it comes. He was zapped by a bolt of electricity. Insanellama turned around, a slight tingling sensation in his nose. "AHH AHHH AHHHCHOOOOO!!!" Insanellama sneezed, and a bolt of electricity blazed out of his nose and mouth, zapping the wall directly behind the boy. Insanellama took out a handkerchief. "I said I don't want to fight right now, you have a problem?" The kid gave a mechanical smile, and spun his head around 360 degrees. Insanellama knew what was about to happen. He turned and started to run. Chaoticllama was close on his heals. "YOU'RE NOT WEARING SHORTS!" yelled the kid. Insanellama, and Chaoticllama dove behind a building. "I SAID GET THE HECK OUT OF HERE KID!" Yelled insanellama back towards the boy, while dialing the pewter city police on his cell phone. "You're not wearing any shorts, You're not wearing any shorts" the kid kept repeating as he got closer. Then the pikachu joined in. A jenny tore off from the police station. "All units, we've got a 517 in progress, a 517 please procede to the pokemart with all possible speed. That's right folks, a 517, one of those darn shorts kids again. That's the 5th one this week." "NOT ONE MORE STEP! NOT ONE MORE FRICKEN STEP." Yelled Chaoticllama. Police officers arrived on the scene at just that moment. The kid turned it's torture towards them. "You're not wearing any shorts, you're not wearing any shorts" it kept talking faster and faster, its voice getting higher and higher. Then his head began spinning and accelerating. Three seconds later, he exploded, in a gusher of goo. The pikachu jumped into an officers arms before exploding. "PIKACHUUUUUU!" Insanellama and Chaoticllama stumbled back to the pokecenter to clean up. After a shower, they returned to the lobby. TBC