Subject: [PW!] Insanellama trudges on to Viridian
Date: Wed, 7 Jul 1999 07:42:52 -0500
From: "Insanellama"
Insanellama walked out of the cafe in Pallet Town, just as a very hard rain
began. He brought out Darkhorse, and mounted up. Something just plain didn't
feel right in his bones. He started at a slow trot north toward Viridian. 3
men in black trenchcoats stepped out of the trees and into the path.
Insanellama made darkhorse stop. Then he dismounted, and walked over to one
of them. He put the end of the assault rifle right over his heart. "TAKE ME,
TAKE ME YOU SORRY SON OF A GUN! GET IT OVER WITH! YOU LOWSY PIECE OF TRASH,
PULL THE TRIGGER!" The Man was rather suprised at the raving lunatic before
him. "DAMN YOU, PULL THE TRIGGER!!" Insanellama was yelling at the top of
his lungs, and almost leaving the ground on every word. Finally fed up with
the man, Insanellama knocked the gun aside, spat in disgust, and began
runing around like a raving lunatic. The lead man said, "Why would we do
that, when we're your brother's old special forces buddies?" Insanellama
stopped in mid yell, jerked his head around, "YOU WHAT?!?!" The man
repeated, "We're his old special forces buddies." Insanellama calmed down
visibly, slowly coming off the adrenaline rush. His shoulders were heaving,
when he said, "My brother is dead, he died some time yesterday. Killed by
Team Rocket." The man replied, "We heard, that's why we're out here looking
for a bodies." Insanellama had a little confused look on his face, "Bodies
as in plural?" The man smiled a bit, "Yeah, we figured if he went down, he
probably took someone with him." Insanellama seemed to realise the logic in
that, "Well, you guys better get back to work, I need to get to viridian and
think for a while." Insanellama trudged back over to darkhorse, and mounted
up. He charged through the night in a firey rage that would not be
extenguished. He would, even if it took him the rest of his life, avenge his
brother's death. He arrived in viridian at around midnight. The door on the
pokecenter was locked. When he knocked, no one answered. He began slamming
his fists into the steele outer door. One after another, in a bone crushing
series. By the time a sleepy looking Nurse Joy answered the door, his
knuckles were bleeding profusely. "Okay, okay, I'm up, come in." she said
wearily. Insanellama stepped in, and threw his soaking wet body onto the
couch in the lobby. He immediately fell asleep.
TBC