From: nmvds@aol.computers (Spawn) Subject: [PW!] Ivory Island Skirmishes Date: 07 Jul 1999 01:22:14 GMT Somewhere between Pewter City and Cinnabar... > "Go Artanis!" said Tauras. The Aerodactyl appeared. >"Artanis is your new name, ok?" asked Tauras. "Dactyl" replied Artanis. > "Um. It just appeared to me you have arms" said Tauras. He was >staring at them. "You look like a rock Charizard" said Tauras. Artanis >smiled. "Everybody who can't fly can get on Artanis, except Tauros" >said Tauras. Artanis struggled a little under the weight, but they soon >got airborne. "I hope he isn't as wild as Aro" said Tauras. Artanis >must have heard the comment, because the rest of the flight to Pallet >Town was full of dives and maneuvering. Then Tauras saw some members of Team Rocket below, handling a few stolen Dragonites, all of whom knew metranome. Tauras ordered his Dactyl to fly down because he knew he would make short work of them. "Spirit, go" said Tauros. "Machop, go," said Team Rocket. "Wait, why aren't you using a Pokemon that's not useless against ghost Pokemon or those Dragonites you're stealing?" asked the other one. "I feel compelled to want to lose against him," the first one explained, "Machop, use karate chop." It doesn't work. The Machop chops himself for no reason just because Tauras only fights really stupid people. Then Machop chops Tauras, but his chop bounces off Tauras and hits himself. Tauras made short work of them. "Thanks for stopping them," said a person nearby. "Hey, you want to trade those 7 Dragonites for a Kakuna I caught along the way?" asked Tauras. "Sure," he replied. Then Tauras looked at the Team Rocket people and asked where they were going and they replied to Ivory Island. "Good," said Tauras, "I can kick more Team Rocket butt." So Tauras took Jolt, Spirit, Tauros, 6 Pidgeys, Charmander, Flow, Flare, Monarch, Cargo, Dactyl, and 7 Dragonites to Ivory Island. Tauras flew to Ivory Island and looked at some TR members. He made short work of them. Then he found more members of TR. He made short work of them too. Then he saw 3 more members, and well, you get the idea. "Hello, Tauras," said a voice. "You know, you aren't nearly as impressive as you think you are." "That's what you think!" said Tauras as he started to figure out the best way to make short work of the man who's voice he heard. "I just earned myself an Earth Badge!" "Let me see that," said the voice as it revealed himself to be the TR-BOT. He snatched the badge and performed a spectral analysis. "Why, this thing isn't even real!!! Where did you get this thing?" "I got it after I made short work of Blaine," Tauras explained. "Blaine doesn't GIVE OUT the Earth Badge!!!" the TR-BOT yelled, "Giovanni does." "That's it!" shouted Tauras. "I'm going to my Pokemon Jolt, Spirit, Tauros, 6 Pidgeys, Charmander, Flow, Flare, Monarch, Cargo, Artanis, and 7 Dragonites all make short work of you! And they all know metranome, too!" TBC -Spawn "Wise Pokemon trainers never get involved in a cat fight" -Brock To reply, remove "puters" from the e-mail address.