Subject: [PW!] Jungle Safari: To hell with continuity! Date: Wed, 14 Jul 1999 03:58:45 GMT From: catgonk@hotmail.com (Cat-Gonk) Organization: Kitty Litter Box. Newsgroups: alt.games.nintendo.pokemon Previously, on Jungle Safari.... >>> "Hey Dustin! Over here!" >>> >>> >"Here, Rhyhorn, have some nice food." Dustin said as he fed the Rhyhorn. While >>> >it wasn't paing attention, he quickly dashed away, and into the safety of one >>> >of the rest huts. >>> >>> "I think that Rhyhorn's looking at us!" Kirsty shook Felix, and >>> cowered behind him Her incredibly jumpy state of mind suggested that >>> Cat-Gonk has slipped some very, very strong caffiene into her food. >>> "Get him away from us!" >>> "Meeh..." >>> "Do something!" >>> "Meeh..." > >"I know! We'll run to that rest house!" > >Again, Felix was lifted off his feet and dragged by the arm into the >rest house, where Dustin was sitting down reading a Pokezine. > >"Like the new issue?" Felix was slowly slipping out of his stupor. He >hung his heavy jacket on a wooden coarhanger near the door, and sat >down across from Kid Vid2. The rest house looked like a high-class >mountain cabin, fireplace, drinks bar, bookshelves and armchairs. > >"Finally, Elwen put out a new one." Dustin folded it up and placed it >back on the oak table infront of him. "What's up with her?" > >Kristy was shivering in the corner, twitching and shaking, looking out >the window of the rest house. > >"Cat-Gonk took her out of it by giving her a boxful of caffiene tabs, >and just made it worse. Were you going to catch that Rhyhorn?" > >>"Okay," said Runt. "I suggest we split up. That way we can cover more ground." >> >>Sarah Jane nodded. "We have until sundown, which is around 6pm. We should all meet >>here then." >> >>"Good idea," said Christy. Jon nodded his assent. The 4 split up, each hoping to >>catch a good haul of Pokemon. > >"I think they're <twitch> coming to <twitch> save us...." >"Doubt it, I think that Rhyhorn's calmed down." Pouring himself a >glass of cognac from the drinks bar, Felix sat down across from Dustin >and took up the discarded Pokezine on the oak table. > >"Oh, so that's how the Chansifier works..." "What in?" The immense flux of temporal energy they'd experienced earlier was now passing through the Safari Zone, taking PW continuity with it. The very space and time of the Pokewars Sets was warped and twisted. Furious winds of NC energy swirled around inside the cabin. > Having almost forgotten about the tiny Kangaskhan, Runt looks down to see it >sleeping peacefully next to him. > "You help Kangaskhan," says the boy. > "No prob, " Runt replies looking at his watch. "5:40?! I gotta get to the >entrance - I assume you guys'll take care of the baby?" He gets to his feet and >dusts himself off. > At this the young Pokémon wakes up and begins pawing at his leg. "Kanga! >Kanga!" > "You is Kangaskhan momma now," answers the boy. > Runt picks up the infant and heads to the exit. "HELP!" Dustin was fading into nothingness, AOL eating the entire "Jungle Safari" thread. Felix coudl do nothing to stop the power of Steve Case from suckign him back to the void of RL. >"To throw Safari Balls." > >He slowly nodded. > >"Well, we need to strike out the actions of that. The balls they threw... only >3 hit. That means you lose 4 Tauros." > >Jon started to speak, but held his tongue. He surrendered 4 of them. > >The guard nodded, whacking him with a stick on the way out. > >As he lay awake in bed that night, Jon heard a walkie talkie. > >"Bawb... ready to release 'em?" > >"Sure, Jimmy. Here, Tauros, be free." > >*sound of Pokeballs releasing* > >"AHHHHHHHHH!" > >*sound of stampede* > >"Bawb...?" "What the hell's going on here! Damn your black heart Forte Agent!" Cat-Gonk, Jigglykitten, Blessed of Goddish and Bane fo the WebTVer phased into the PW sets. A laptop was held tightly in his short purple limbs. Looking out the window, things were normal enough with the rest of the PokeWars continuing smoothly. However, inside the cabin all hell was breaking loose. Fiddling with his laptop, Cat-Gonk attempted to restore order to the chaos inside. "Runt's meant to be with Sarah Jane OUTSIDE the Safari Zone!" He thumped the modem strapped to his back. "I think. What the feck's going on!" Felix's body was being pulled and twisted by the force of the NC anomaly. The caffiene flowing through Kirsty's body made her panic even more, she hit the displacer in her pocket and punched out back to AGNP. Things were going very, very badly. >*dances* I ferked up continuity! I ferked up continuity! As Jon's voice sounded through the cabin, order was almost instantly restored. Kid Vid2 had been e-mailed, Dustin was corporeal once more. Felix (literally) collected himself and strode up to Cat-Gonk. A lithe arm shot out and picked up the Jigglykitten. His fingers could easily reach around Cat-Gonk's body. "WHAT THE FECK'S GOING ON!!! THIS IS THE SECOND TIME IN THREE THREADS! WHAT THE FECK IS GOING ON!!!" "Hey, <ack> don't go all newbie on me...." "NC WARP HOLES! SPACE TIME ANOMALIES! I CAN'T EVEN VISIT THE FECKING SAFARI ZONE IN PEACE!" TBC... Seriously, can someone please tell me what the ferk is going on? Cat-Gonk. ---------------------------- Do you believe in Goddish? Azure Heights Theorist Prime. http://www.geocities.com/~korelano/ Keeper of the Wigglytech: http://yoda.pagehub.com Host of "Sunday Night with Cat-Gonk": http://members.xoom.com/pokezine/