From: Pikoo
Subject: [PW!] Magnemite Gets A Name
Date: Thursday, July 29, 1999 3:55 PM
Tryna quickly ran to the Pokémon Center, holding her Magnemite's Pokéball
gently in her hands. She pulled the door open and quickly set the Pokéball on
the counter, all out of breath. "Can you heal this Magnemite?" she gasped,
quickly relating the details of what had happened. Nurse Joy put the Pokéball
in a special machine and smiled at Tryna. "Don't worry, this Magnemite will be
OK. By the way, would you like to give it a nickname while it is healing?"
Tryna thought for a moment, then said "Sure. I'll nickname it...Magnet." Nurse
Joy pressed a few buttons, there was a flash of light and Magnemite was
nicknamed Magnet. Tryna suddenly felt exhaustion hit her like a ton of bricks
and she barely managed to stumble to the bench before falling asleep.
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Mewtwo....I am your father's uncle's grandmother's niece's son's brother's
granddaughter's dog's cousin's aunt's mother's sister's grandfather's nephew.
Ni! Ecky ecky ecky ecky pikang zoop boing zoom owlie zihv!
(All of the above from Neo Zero)