Subject: [PW!] Matrimony and Megawatts. Date: Sat, 03 Jul 1999 04:53:16 GMT From: catgonk@hotmail.com (Cat-Gonk) Organization: Kitty Litter Box. Newsgroups: alt.games.nintendo.pokemon (Ack, so I didn't reply....sorri Moof) Meeh! Meeh caheeh! screw.the.sp@m.com (M.W.F.) caheeh meeh!: >> >"Yes. I was pushing myself to the limit. For my goals I'll.. need it." >> >White Blade promptly fell asleep from sheer exhaustion. >> >> "Chu?" >> >> Samuraichu fumbled through his rucksack and took out a dusty, almost >> brand-new Pokedex. He'd never needed it since entering Hellion's >> Pokemon Tech, only carrying it as a form of indentification. Aiming it >> tentatively at White Blade, he pressed a button. >> >> "Clefairy," said an electronic voice. "Current abilities, Metronome, >> Minimise...." >> >> The Pokedex began to vibrate, smoke pouring from its back. >> >> "Clefai.....ew.....fairy....Me...." >> >> Samuraichu slapped the Pokedex's side a few times before the device >> exploded in a hail of plastic and circuitry. >> >> "Rai?" >> >> TBC.... >> >> (Moof, void this post if you want. I'm just not sure of how you want >> this to unfold.) > >[OOC: Beat me to the punch ^^] > >Rodney... > >A voice echoed through the blackness. > >Rodney? > >White Blade looked around. He could barely make out a figure. > >"Rodney, you must hurry." > >"You again. My name is White Blade now." > >"My children and grandchildren are starting to fight amongst themselves." > >"Grandchildren?" > >"Please, before some one gets hurt that doesn't need to be." > >"Now..." A mist surrounded White Blade. He felt sick to his stomach >when suddenly... >----- >Draconi was using his Blizzard breath to help keep things cool. White >Blade seemed to be running a fever. He finally snapped out of it and >opened his eyes slowly. "Criminy, it's cold as hell!" > ><You were running hot.> White Blade turned over to see Samuraichu, >standing there and watching. He also noticed what looked like a broken >pokedex behind him. <We were trying to control your fever.> > >"Oh, that, I'm OK. A Clefairy's body temperature rises drastically when >they train too much and haven't eaten in a while. Let's get something to >eat. That'll take care of me." >----- >White Blade couldn't halp but think in his mind, "Grandchildren? This is >not good." "Chu?" "Come on, we're off to Viridian City." Samuraichu's Pokebelt felt strangely empty. Two of his Pokemon seemed to be missing. "Chu..." "Come on!" Reluctantly, he followed White Blade and their new companion Draconi off onto the small dirt road to Viridian. (Switch: It might feel good, might sound a little somethin' / But damn the meeh, if ain't sayin' nothin'.) Elsewhere, in the Pallet Power Plant. [Samuraichu will be looking for us] [Don't worry. He's got Tsunami and that Geodude to manage.] The pair floated through the brightly lit corridors, a faint trail of mist behind them. Clean, shining power cables were bracketed to every available space and the walls were a bright white. The entire Pallet Power Plant had a bizzare antiseptic feel to it. Lab--coated workers gaved them greetings as they passed, the workers all aqquainted with the two Koffing. [It's just how we left it, but where are all the others?] An automatic door slid open, leading them into another room. Suddenly, the glass doors slammed shut and the lights went off. [Double Edge!] [Haze!] Taken by suprise, the two Koffing attacked. [Suprise party!] As the lights flickered back on, they were now in a room bedecked with party decorations, and filled with Weezings. [Ack!] Unfortunately, Expresso's Double Edge was accurate even in the darkness. He'd tackled one, well, two of his friends by mistake and sent him crashing into a wall. [What attack was that?] asked the unfortunate Weezing. Expresso recognized it as being Abigail and Jonathan, sweethearts ever since they moved in from Viridian. They floated back towards the two new visitors, and joined in with the rest of the overawed crowd. [Double Edge, I think. It's got a rather hefty kick though.] Cappucino glanced around the brightly decorated room, in stark contrast to the rest of the Power Plant [You didn't have to...] [Yes we did. You've been gone for too long.] said an Electrode. [Can you remember all of us?] [I know, you're, you're,] Cappucino couldn't put a name to the voice, as their sure weren't any Electrode when she'd left. [Bree? You've evolved!] They were the only unevolved Pokemon in the room, discounting the litters of baby Koffing, Magnemite and Voltorb. [We, erm, haven't...] Excepting the Voltrob, evolution by any of the other species required a life partner, three in the case of the Magneton. Yet one, or would it be three very happy Magneton was feeding its children some kilowatts from a bottle. Expresso turned to his childhood love remembered. [I was going to ask you, but with all the travel...] They stared into each others painted-on eyes, remembering what they had together and had forgotten with their Pokemon Journey. [I know!] said Bree. [I'll marry you both right now! Come on, one of the workers gave me a Book of Goddish!] Both Expresso and Cappucino were overwhelmed by this turn of events. The crowd gathered them up, and carried them into the turbine room. (Switch: It might feel good, might sound a little somethin' / But damn the meeh, if ain't sayin' nothin'.) [And do you, Expresso of Pallet, take Cappucino of Cerulean to be your lawfully wedded wife?] [I do.] The Turbine Room had been hastily converted into a chapel. The workers and Pokemon inhabitants were watching from any available space. Though the humans weren't as close to them as their fellow Pokemon, one had leant Expresso a top hat and bow tie while another had converted her wedding veil into a dress for Cappucino. [And by the power invested in me by the Great Green One, I pronounce thee husband, and wife. You may kiss the bri...hmm...that won't work too well...] Everyone waited as Bree the Electrode tried to come up with an alternative. [Ahh, what the heck. Praise Goddish!] Two of the exhausts already merging together, Expresso and Cappucino ran through the Power Plant in nuptual happiness. (Switch: It might feel good, might sound a little somethin' / But damn the meeh, if ain't sayin' nothin'.) [Samuraichu will be looking for us. We'd better go.] "Take care!" said the humans. [Good luck!] cheered the menagerie of Pokemon. Both human and Pokemon alike waved Expresso and Cappucino a teary goodbye. The couple wanted to stay for longer in the tranquil happiness of the Pallet Town Power Plant, but adventure called them back into the outside world. [Hey! Wait for me!] It was Bree. Being an Electrode, she caught up easily. [Do you think I could come along?] she asked. [Though everyone's really fun to play with, I'm the only Electrode in Pallet.] [Samuraichu won't mind. Come on!] And with that, they raced off to Viridian City. TBC..... Cat-Gonk. ---------------------------- Do you believe in Goddish? Azure Heights Theorist Prime: http://www.geocities.com/~korelano/ Keeper of the Wigglytech: http://yoda.pagehub.com Host of "Sunday Night with Cat-Gonk": http://members.xoom.com/pokezine/ "His Divine shall preserve us."- Ephrael Stern. (shot of Goddish stuffing Cat-Gonk into a pickle jar)