From: Hedgehogey
Subject: [PW] Moshpit mayhem!
Date: Thursday, July 22, 1999 5:00 PM
Pokespeach translated
A ghostly figure chased darwin through the dream haze. He ran and ran as fast
as his eevee legs could carry him but the shadowy figure followed him. It was
huge, over ten stories tall and was trying crush him. All the while it wailed
pitifully. A distant voice called to him. "Daaaaarwiiiin......Daaaaarwiiiiin
DARWIN! Hey wake up! How can you sleep through that noise?"
Darwin opened one eye to see eeve standing over him. The the other to see
vulcan standing over him. Darwin made a clumsy swipe at the vulpix who he hated
so much but vulcan easily dodged it. "Good your're up. Now we gotta go. I'm not
sure how much more I can stand of alanis morisettes singing." "So that's what
that scream was......" he thought. "Ee. Ee eeevee vee ee?" (but we're in
saffron city. Pokestock is supposed to be in celadon!) "Yeah I know darwin but
it's so noisy you can hear it from miles around." "Well let's go there! What
are we waiting for?"
"But darwin we have to go to stay here and get a rainbow badge." "You humans
are obsessed with those badges. Have some fun!"
2 hours later at celadon........
A huge sign at the celadon city limits said "POKESTOCK99 (we have nothing to at
all to do with team rocket). Stages were everywhere with artists from pretty
much every musical genre (with the exception of polka, although that would
change soon when weird al was finished setting up). "So where to now?" Darwin
asked eeve....
TBC go ahead ricky
Hedge
Man is quite insane. He would not know how to make a maggot yet invents gods by
the dozens.-Montaigne
Wilson hussars real identity is revealed: Clan wolverine!-guy on rgm
Tv is more alluring than thinking