From: Lord Neo J. Menasor Esquire the 1st <neomenasor@aol.com> Subject: [PW!] Neo's Debt.... Date: Tuesday, July 27, 1999 3:34 PM Pallet town, a quaint tiny little place, right on the sea. Magnus stands on the shore, he looks out over the ocean and growls. He growls some more, "I will have you Sirius, then, the rest shall fall." He walks into the ocean, deeper and deeper, until he is totally submerged. At Neo's uncle's house, a little man with a red suit holding a telegram knocks on the door. Neo's uncle opens the door with a lampshade on his head. He has had a wild night apparently, "Yes, what do you want?"he asks. The mailman pipes up, "Um, I have a telegram for a Michael J. Williams" Mark takes the message from him and leaves. Neo and Orion eat in Mark's kitchen, Orion reads the paper and Neo just eats a bowl of cereal. Mark walks in, "Hey Mike, you got a telegram." Neo looks up, "Read it" Mark clears his throat, "Dear Mr. Williams, We at Celadon city market first wish to thank you for your service. When you first applied to have a fresh supply of the following items: Fire Stone, Water Stone, and Thunder Stone every week, we assured you that every 6 weeks you would have to pay us for the merchindise. We now wish to ask for our payment, you must pay us the bill for our service. If you do not comply, we will be forced to revoke your trainer's license until our payment. Thank you for your time. Casey Sparks Celadon city Market" Neo has been listening intently, Orion then starts tapping on a calculator. Mark asks, "What are you gonna do?" "Well, I'll just fight a few trainers, that's all." "Um, Neo?" asks Orion "Yes?" "Well, first how many stones do you recieve every week" "Twenty" "Well, taking into account: The amount of weeks, the amount of stones, the cost of stones, sales projections, tax, and taking into account the rise of prices. I have calculated that you owe the Celdaon city market approximently 46,943,576 Pokedollars and 12 cents" There is thud as Neo falls on the linoleum floor. Mark yells, "Oh my God, you killed Neo!" Then a little 8-year-old wearing an orange coat and a green hat appears and yells, "You bastard!" The Neo-Stunticons The Covenent of Primus, IT'S A COOKBOOK!!!! ------------- This post was brought to you by the next president of the USA, Dan Quayle! "Vote for Quayle, he's dumb." And by Larry King, he looks like an owl