From: Neo no Miko
Subject: Re: [PW!] Neo's Debt....
Date: Thursday, July 29, 1999 5:41 AM
> Neo moved briskly past the houses of his uncle's neighborhood with an
>unbearable headache. There was no choice left but to give up his trainer's
>license, along with his dream of having his own Gym...
> He felt a soft tap on his shoulder. He turned around to see a tall,
>teenage blonde wearing a TR uniform.
> "I know you're in trouble. I think I can help."
Neo perked up, "Really? That's cool! You'll lend me the money?" Neo stared
at the blonde. She then took him to a nearby tavern. They both sat down and she
began, "I am good with money problems and I would like to help. I will give
you....50 million Pokedollars." Neo beamed, "Wait, your just gonna give me that
much?" The Rocket laughed, "No, no, no! I only help hard luck cases with a
special Pokemon. We know you're the one with the mutated Eevee."
Neo got off the chair and backed away, "Wait....you want Eevee?" The
Rocket got up, "Don't worry Neo, she'll have a good home. We'll put cedar chips
in her cage. And if she survives the expiraments...." Neo got mad,
"Expiraments? Cages? Why do you think she ran away to me before?" The Rocket
smiled, "Remember, you need the money......" Neo sat down, "Alright deal" Eevee
looked up at Neo in shock, after all they been through he was gonna sacrifice
her for money!
The Rocket handed him a briefcase, Neo looked inside to see if it was
real. He sniffed the money and closed the briefcase. The Rocket smiles, "Now,
for the Eevee...." Neo picked up Eevee, and looked at her. Neo moans, "Aaaw,
screw this." He picks up Eevee AND the money and runs like hell.
Neo keeps running, he sends out Aerodactyl, "Aerodactyl, fly!" he climbs
on it's back and it carries Neo from Pallet. Neo puts Eevee in his lap and puts
the money under her. Neo laughes, "Aerodactyl, to anywhere!"
Neo J. Menasor
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