From: Jose Solano
Subject: [PW!] Ok, you probably didn't get the last title...
Date: Sunday, July 25, 1999 10:31 AM
"This is the best plan yet...Sandslash!! What are you doing?!"
"SLASH?!"
"STOP THAT!!!!"
"SAND!"
"I DON'T CARE, STOP THAT RIGHT NOW!!"
Sandslash threw the chips away (what did you think he was doing?)
"Sandslash slash sand sand."
"What? Why?"
Sandslash showed Trent a painting on the wall.
"It's a Machamp, so?"
"Slaaaaash...?"
"WHAT?! NOOO!!!!"
Now Trent saw it. The painting seemed to include a police car in the
background, for some reason. If there WAs a bomb threat, the police would still
be guarding the buildings. Trent, being a wanted man already, didn't want to
risk it.
"Ok, we better get out of here then..."
"Sandslash slash?"
"Nah, I doubt it.
"Slash..."
"Well, then go."
Trent sat on the ground, disappointed as Sandslash ran off. A few seconds
later he heard screaming and crunching. Sandslash came back a few minutes
later, his claws covered in blood.
"Wait-did you kill Jeff?"
"Slash..."
"Good."
"Sandslash sand?"
"No, he still has his mom. He'll be fine."
Sandslash dug a hole through the floor and Trent followed...
"Slaaaash.... ?"
"WHAT?! How's that possible?"
"Slash sandslash sandslash sand."
"Oh yeah, forgot Pikoo doesn't understand much. Ah well, too bad."
"Slash?"
"No, I don't think Reg'll MST it."
"Slash...?"
"DAMMIT!!!"
Jose Luis Solano
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Dark Lord of the Sith
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Official Member of the AFSH Stupid Brigade
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