Subject: [PW] Pewter City Showdown Date: Tue, 6 Jul 1999 22:33:51 -0700 From: "\"Gatorade\" John Wilcox" <roryb@usa.net> Viridian Forest 7:57 AM "Wake up you two! I Wanna get out of here!" Charmeleon shouted. A drowzy Willie "Where are we?" Charmeleon replied "We're in Viridian forest, dumbass.'' Slick asks ''Is Lori up'' Charmeleon replied "Yeah" Willie asks ''Where is she?" Charmeleon replied "She's in the lake taking a bath". Willie and Slick gets up fast. Willie and Slick walk up to the lake. Lori sees them as she covers her arms "You sick perverts!!" Willie says "Yadda, yadda, yadda, put your clothes on, and lets get going to Pewter City." Lori gets out of lake and puts her clothes on. Charmeleon asks "'How far is it to pewter?" Willie replys "We are right here." as they the reach the stone town. Willie says "I'm going right to the gym." Lori says "I'm going too.'' Slick and Charmeleon says "I'm gonna to the strip joint, see ya!" Willie and Lori walk to the pokemon center. Willie goes to the PC to Bills Pokemon Storage System. 'That's it with fire pokemon.' Willie puts Vulpix's pokeball to Bills PC and Willie takes out his flying pokemon Pigeotto and Fearow. Willie and Lori walk to the gym. Willie says "This is an awfully quiet place.'' When Willie and Lori see a dark figure walking to them. Brock says "Welcome to the Pewter City gym. I am Brock, the rock hard trainer" Willie says "Whatever.'' Brock says two-on-two. Brock shouted "Go, pokeball!'' as the giant Onix came out of the pokeball" Willie shouted "Go Poliwag" As the frog pokemon came out ''Poliwag, do your water gun.'' As Poliwag squirted water from it's mouth easly defeating Onix. Brock says "Here's something for change, go Zubat'' as zubat gets out of the pokeball Willie shouted "Come back Poliwag. Go Voltorb" As Wille threw out the Voltorb. "Zubat, do your confuse ray!" As Zubat sent out a beam from its head confusing the Voltorb. "Voltorb explode dammit!" as Voltorb was about to explode on Willie and Lori. But Wille kicks the exploding Voltorb fainting the Zubat. Willie shouted "Heh, heh, heh, I win!" as Brock gives Willie the boulder Brock says to Lori "Is your pretty face going to battle me?'' Lori says 'Let's just battle." Brock says "GO Geodude" as the boulder-like pokemon. Lori says "Go Oddish!'' as Oddish comes out "Geodude do your tackke attack" as Geodude flys right into Oddish, almost fainting it. ''Oddish, Absorb Geodude!" as Oddish tried to absorb Oddish, but it missed. 'Geodude, tackle again!" As Oddish fainted. Brock says "Here I'll give you the boulder badge, just because you look pretty." Lori refuses "I want to earn my badges! Not let someone give them to me" Brock says "Okay, that's fine with you" As Lori leaves the gym in a grumpy rage, Willie follows. Brock says 'Hmmph. Women today." Lori shouted "That Brock! I'm going to beat him one of these days!" Slick and Charmeleon walk out of the Strip Joint angry. Slick says "We got f'n duped! They were a bunch of f'n dittos!! Willie am I drunk? I see aalking Abra? " Willie says "Allright guys, lets go to Cerulean City, Fearow get out of the damn pokeball now! FEAROOOW". As Willie gets in Fearows talons, and flies to Cerulean City. Lori asks "How we are going to get to Cerulean'' Slick replies "Hop on my bike. We are going thru mt. moon!" As Lori, Slick, and Charmeleon hops in Slicks bike, as they head to Mt. Moon.